@Mandy wurst*

how... those shits are huge wtf lmao

Diet

@Dino ay m8 😏

Imagine how your insides would.feel before and after that

i feel like you guys are experts on this subject...

Guys I pulled this out of my ear, what do I do?

lick it

I wanna know how these people resist the urge to pinch it off tbh, will of steel

Ew

fuck is worng with you

Clean your ears at least once every 2 days

clean your ears you fucking mongoloid

that's what you do

Clean your ears @Deleted User

@Deleted User invest in a trip to the doctor

god thats nasty how do you even let that shit cake up in your ear

Theyre the type of massive salmon-esque turds that once flushed down river, manage to swim against the current and back to their birthplace in the bowl

you must smell like absolute shit

Are though apple earphones?

go get one of those professional ear cleaning thingos

I heard @T e x once was asked to play santa in his local town, so he put on a fake beard broke into their houses and left with an empty sack.

fuck q tips nigga you need like flames and fire

Owo

Just put superglue in your ears faggot

T e x only took the Santa job because he gets free lapdances

Stop kink shaming me

nah cause ppl leave gin out for santa

tex was on that like a tramp on chips

people leave gin for santa?

Jod

fuck, no wonder I stopped getting presents

its the polite thing to do

on it, like a car bonnet

Aya Santa isn't real

WHAT????

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

also your only on tex's naughty list if yer black, jewish or transexual

HE'S REAL

and you wanna fucking believe he checked it twice

fuck im a black transgender jew