Schnitzel

Death

Wait it's Christmas today?

Yes

Merry Logmas to you all

nasty

idk when the fuck it is i don't celebrate it

afternoon tex

Why is the shite shaped like a penis.

hey aya

Exactly my question Tea

@everyone dont eat too much this Christmas! you may end up feeling like shit.

How do you even shit something like that

I’m jealous

Hey Tex

The consistency of the shit

Diet mate

Christ, that blood streaked turd is just the worst

@Bonk that yule log would burn until march tbh

@Mandy wurst*

how... those shits are huge wtf lmao

Diet

@Dino ay m8 😏

Imagine how your insides would.feel before and after that

i feel like you guys are experts on this subject...

Guys I pulled this out of my ear, what do I do?

lick it

I wanna know how these people resist the urge to pinch it off tbh, will of steel

Ew

fuck is worng with you

Clean your ears at least once every 2 days

clean your ears you fucking mongoloid

that's what you do

Clean your ears @Deleted User

@Deleted User invest in a trip to the doctor

god thats nasty how do you even let that shit cake up in your ear

Theyre the type of massive salmon-esque turds that once flushed down river, manage to swim against the current and back to their birthplace in the bowl

you must smell like absolute shit

Are though apple earphones?

go get one of those professional ear cleaning thingos

I heard @T e x once was asked to play santa in his local town, so he put on a fake beard broke into their houses and left with an empty sack.