Tex has, recently

Lysergic acid diethylamide is a really good thing

@Deleted User never shit your bed.

Alcohol doesn't tend to affect your bowels like that

I'll shit your bed

I don't consider alcohol a drug because I've never seen anyone suck someone's dick for a bottle of vodka well except for lolfire

Usually the food goes out the other way

lolfire sucks his girlfriends dick

You obviously don’t live in NYC Then kebab lmao

@Deleted User I would suck a dick for weed vodka

That exists

@Deleted User Clearly you've never been to Halifax at 3am

I've been screaming about being possessed by demons drunk (absynth) but never shit the bed drunk

Some guy I know from Kazakh had some kind of vodka which was infused with weed

Hello furries

@GUEVARA 神 kys

I just get friendly when drunk, and then I go to bed

He was arrested the next day for damage of property but that's a different story

I’m reporting you to my mom

I've never done something insane drunk

i drank some bad poitin and vomited up part of my stomach lining, does that count?

I shat on a bouncers car bonnet when I was drunk

lmao

Lmao

Wiped my arse with mcdonalds napkins

undeniably based

absplutely redpilled

Craziest thing I've done is.... asked a friend to call me a cab?

I've walked home naked off it before

I fingerbanged a 12 year old when I was blackout drunk

wooooooo

No homo

Yaas jim

you waj

@Octavia yes

@GUEVARA 神 what

All I had on was shoes

Tmw I can’t drink for medical reasons

You heard me @SYN

Feelsbadman

See you can't be a functioning alcoholic like I am if you're a crazy drunk