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The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my cock. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their dick in a fictional sponge from a kid's show.

enough poo posting

sikes!

so I made my daring escape from jail

but lost my two friends

and im just laid out on the desert sand, waiting for my guy to wake up

i found a "safe" place

Well maybe I will go poo I can feel the diarrhea already coming on from all of the Lamb that I ate and I'll drop a pic on here

Also pork lots of fucking pork belly

Hewwo

Aye anyone hear about the cannibal corpse guitarist getting arrested

no

Nope

@Deleted User nice name

Woop Woop thoop!

get those tunes pumpin!

He had 80 guns, and 3 human skulls found in his house

He robbed a neighbor and set his house on fire then charged at a police officer with a knife

metal asf

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I guess these song titles weren't just to be edgy

Yuh

Lmao

I fucking love that

That's great

Watch them use the songs in court

Hello