Who the fuck wipes their dick?

THats what the front of your underwear is for.

I'll buy you a switch if you play in my Smash team

shmegma removal, fuckwad

deal

Who do you main Max

People with girlfriends, i know you wouldn't understand that concept @Max Headroom

@Limmat I'll do it.

Sorry. I dont date soft boys.

So.

I am better than a soft boy

@Limmat anything you want

xox

I am a *squidgy* soft boy

Instantaneous upgrade

like the kirby person?

Stop using vernacular that isnt from the U.S.

Who is working today

Imagine having a job

ikr

wage cucks

Weeew im working off this alcohol poisoning

Thats all im working on

I was offered to helpnthe council grit the roads for triple rate but i said fucknthat

So if you slip its my fault as i didnt help so fuck you

OI OI faggits

I am working today

literally 3 people in this office of mine

I’d take a job at triple rate

I am on regular rate, get bank holidays off though and double time on out of hours work 😃

not so bad

here

I need help

I got a compliment on my music and I am filled with joy on this day !

Brownies or Blondies

Tits

Or gtfo

what

hold up lemme get the link

I was once told i couod sing "rar like a yardie still"

By one of my ghetto comrades