Jesus

*on the weekends???*

Every week???????

i hope you fucked her good then.

I wouldn't go every week

I dated a girl who was in kindergarden

My ex only lived 20 mins away from me lol.

I beat my masturbation record yesterday, 8 times in one day. Beats my prev 6

It's an hour and a half on trains + 10 minute walk my side and like half an hour walk on his

It wasn't even the distance that made us break up it was that she's a fucking nut job

Those are rookie numbers fagget

I beat my wife record yesterday, 8 times in one day.

After 5 nuts it became this clear liquid

Rookie numbers.

I became worried but kept going

I piss red, its christmas piss

Listen I know you're trying to be edgy and you've obviously just joined the server that is the one thing you don't want to be now go fuck yourself and Merry Christmas @Norwegian Dude

Nutted in my ex six times in one afternoon. Thank god for iuds.

That means your perfectly hydrated

I like how you put that @Deleted User

I actualy joined a few months ago

Well obviously you're not doing something right

@Deleted User lol

fuck I want to make a basket of UK snacks and chips and stuff that I don't have for sale in the US

aaaaaaaaaa

@Spork molk stop drinking and go to sleep

@Octavia What UK snacks are you talking about?

@Octaviabe carefull some of the stuff is illegal to bring to amerikkka

He's actually not lying, but holy shit that's a shitname and a half.

Hi, welcome to <#418492114679365643>

@Hammond_of_Texas i live for this

Now fuck off too <#418492743547879427>

UK snacks are pretty shit in comparison to US

@Hammond_of_Texas *to

I know what I typed

@mclstewhat craxk house did you crawl out of?

I think most snacks are shit unless they're like fruits or granola