She doesn't do longdistance

Also me when it's all step family shit

Get some doctor martins and boot it.

Damn it

Broke up with a boyfriend of like 3 and a half years because he moved to norway for work.

But for you guys Norway is like right there

Like right over there Nigga

Is she a small human like you

Nah she's like 5'9

couple of hours on the ferry or 30minute flight,

Money over bitches

All the time

Kill a Jew for Jesus

But seriously that's like going to Georgia from South Carolina lol

I mean i struggle with a bf on the other side of a city and it's worse when I'm in manc

Maybe he got that pure breed white aryan pussy.

Kill a infidel for ramadan my brothers

I am not in a relationship

I dated a girl who lived in New York I live in Michigan it was an 1 hour 17 minute flight to go see her on the weekends

Cost me like $80

Jesus

*on the weekends???*

Every week???????

i hope you fucked her good then.

I wouldn't go every week

I dated a girl who was in kindergarden

My ex only lived 20 mins away from me lol.

I beat my masturbation record yesterday, 8 times in one day. Beats my prev 6

It's an hour and a half on trains + 10 minute walk my side and like half an hour walk on his

It wasn't even the distance that made us break up it was that she's a fucking nut job

Those are rookie numbers fagget

I beat my wife record yesterday, 8 times in one day.

After 5 nuts it became this clear liquid

Rookie numbers.

I became worried but kept going

I piss red, its christmas piss

Listen I know you're trying to be edgy and you've obviously just joined the server that is the one thing you don't want to be now go fuck yourself and Merry Christmas @Norwegian Dude

Nutted in my ex six times in one afternoon. Thank god for iuds.