Message from @Hammond_of_Texas

Discord ID: 526777445328617494


2018-12-24 15:03:12 UTC  

How old is your sister @coattailsandbowties

2018-12-24 15:03:20 UTC  
2018-12-24 15:03:25 UTC  

be a dyke and get gf/wife to deal with your family, works for me

2018-12-24 15:03:28 UTC  

Me going through pornhub trying to find good POV

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/526776935150518292/image0.jpg

2018-12-24 15:03:31 UTC  

Hook a brother up

2018-12-24 15:03:35 UTC  

Just kick your sister in the cunt.

2018-12-24 15:03:36 UTC  

Nah nigga

2018-12-24 15:03:43 UTC  

She doesn't do longdistance

2018-12-24 15:03:46 UTC  

Also me when it's all step family shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/526777010538807327/image0.jpg

2018-12-24 15:03:55 UTC  

Get some doctor martins and boot it.

2018-12-24 15:03:55 UTC  

Damn it

2018-12-24 15:04:21 UTC  

Broke up with a boyfriend of like 3 and a half years because he moved to norway for work.

2018-12-24 15:04:37 UTC  

But for you guys Norway is like right there

2018-12-24 15:04:45 UTC  

Like right over there Nigga

2018-12-24 15:04:46 UTC  

Is she a small human like you

2018-12-24 15:04:56 UTC  

Nah she's like 5'9

2018-12-24 15:05:03 UTC  

couple of hours on the ferry or 30minute flight,

2018-12-24 15:05:08 UTC  

Money over bitches

2018-12-24 15:05:15 UTC  

All the time

2018-12-24 15:05:16 UTC  

Kill a Jew for Jesus

2018-12-24 15:05:30 UTC  

But seriously that's like going to Georgia from South Carolina lol

2018-12-24 15:06:00 UTC  

I mean i struggle with a bf on the other side of a city and it's worse when I'm in manc

2018-12-24 15:06:04 UTC  

Maybe he got that pure breed white aryan pussy.

2018-12-24 15:06:09 UTC  

Kill a infidel for ramadan my brothers

2018-12-24 15:06:26 UTC  

I am not in a relationship

2018-12-24 15:06:27 UTC  

I dated a girl who lived in New York I live in Michigan it was an 1 hour 17 minute flight to go see her on the weekends

2018-12-24 15:06:38 UTC  

Cost me like $80

2018-12-24 15:06:41 UTC  

Jesus

2018-12-24 15:06:41 UTC  

*on the weekends???*

2018-12-24 15:06:49 UTC  

Every week???????

2018-12-24 15:06:52 UTC  

i hope you fucked her good then.

2018-12-24 15:06:56 UTC  

I wouldn't go every week

2018-12-24 15:07:04 UTC  

I dated a girl who was in kindergarden

2018-12-24 15:07:05 UTC  

My ex only lived 20 mins away from me lol.

2018-12-24 15:07:15 UTC  

I beat my masturbation record yesterday, 8 times in one day. Beats my prev 6

2018-12-24 15:07:53 UTC  

It's an hour and a half on trains + 10 minute walk my side and like half an hour walk on his

2018-12-24 15:07:54 UTC  

It wasn't even the distance that made us break up it was that she's a fucking nut job

2018-12-24 15:07:57 UTC  

Those are rookie numbers fagget

2018-12-24 15:08:03 UTC  

I beat my wife record yesterday, 8 times in one day.

2018-12-24 15:08:14 UTC  

After 5 nuts it became this clear liquid

2018-12-24 15:08:18 UTC  

Rookie numbers.