Message from @The Last MethBender
Discord ID: 526777353280552961
Like we have moments where it's ok but most of the time she's just abrasive
i didnt know i was your sis
wtf
How old is your sister @coattailsandbowties
be a dyke and get gf/wife to deal with your family, works for me
Hook a brother up
Just kick your sister in the cunt.
Nah nigga
She doesn't do longdistance
Get some doctor martins and boot it.
Damn it
Broke up with a boyfriend of like 3 and a half years because he moved to norway for work.
But for you guys Norway is like right there
Like right over there Nigga
Is she a small human like you
Nah she's like 5'9
couple of hours on the ferry or 30minute flight,
All the time
Kill a Jew for Jesus
But seriously that's like going to Georgia from South Carolina lol
I mean i struggle with a bf on the other side of a city and it's worse when I'm in manc
Maybe he got that pure breed white aryan pussy.
Kill a infidel for ramadan my brothers
I am not in a relationship
I dated a girl who lived in New York I live in Michigan it was an 1 hour 17 minute flight to go see her on the weekends
Cost me like $80
Jesus
*on the weekends???*
Every week???????
i hope you fucked her good then.
I wouldn't go every week
I dated a girl who was in kindergarden
My ex only lived 20 mins away from me lol.
I beat my masturbation record yesterday, 8 times in one day. Beats my prev 6
It's an hour and a half on trains + 10 minute walk my side and like half an hour walk on his
It wasn't even the distance that made us break up it was that she's a fucking nut job
Those are rookie numbers fagget

