Message from @SpicyBigDaddy

Hammond_of_Texas

2018-12-24 23:58:15 UTC

Firing two rings of the material together at such a speed that they reacted

ky

2018-12-24 23:58:16 UTC

My phone auto corrected

Deleted User

2018-12-24 23:58:16 UTC

This person has a penis change my mind

Ruger

2018-12-24 23:58:34 UTC

never heard of a plantain

Ruger

2018-12-24 23:58:39 UTC

oh

Jim

2018-12-24 23:58:47 UTC

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the flat
Not a creature was stirring, not even a rat.
The knee socks were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a tranny soon would be there.

The SoyBois were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of prolapses danced in their heads.
And Ruger in his ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When in the <#418222786012512256> there arose such a clatter,
We sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the channel I pounced like a cat,
Tore open permissions and threw up the chat.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to <@&418222331958394880> below.
When, what to my wondering ears should make noise,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny ScatBois.

With a fat young driver, so filthy and scorched,
I knew in a moment it must be St @AstroTorch.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now, @Tea! now, @Pirate! now, @Participation Trophy Wife and @DUB3R5!
On, @LorneM! On, @FUCK fire! on, @Crawfoot and @ky!
To the top of the ranks! to the top of the roles!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

As <@&418222331958394880> that before the wild ban-hammer fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to <#418492114679365643> the faggots they flew,
With a sleigh full of poo, and St @AstroTorchmas too.

Jim

2018-12-24 23:59:05 UTC

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St @AstroTorchmas came with a bound.

He was dressed to deter, from his head to his mitt,
And his clothes were all tarnished with semen and shit.
A bundle of poo he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a diddler, just exposing his sack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how freaky!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose rather beaky!
His troll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the blow.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, panting with each jerk.
And laying his fingers aside of his dick,
And giving a nod, up the chimney right quick!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like an Israeli missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Scatmas to all, and to all a good shite!!"