Coat go shower.

Is time.

🐮

It's 8

am no Sleeping this hriug anything

@werthom it's called having a loving parent <a:aHyperDab:498604849424891914>

ducks sake my phone replaced ur name with emoji

IM SO TIRED

And my ten year old brother is running around screaming “It’s Christmas everyone wake up” so no.

Lol

Mate that's so wholesome.

I miss being that tbh.

Guess it's time for you to wake up then.

And my foot is killing me i think i sprained it

But the dinner is still amazing.

Are you saying my parents don't love me cause they're poor? How privileged. @coattailsandbowties

It’s cute in a way if he wasn’t saying “yeet” every five fucking seconds

And the meeting the family.

Okay less wholesome but still.

He still in the santa phase or?

Yeah

@werthom I'm saying you can spend a tenner on tat and it's still presents in the morning.

Mum is keeping the lie alive

jackie is horny on twitter

Elf on the shelf and Santa

ITS CHRISTMAS YEET AND DAB

@Cow back hand the shit as he runs past

Excuse me gift giver

I know I'm just fucking with ya @coattailsandbowties

@Callie I just bully him

Hehehehehe he believes in elves doing stuff

Explain yourself

Mate that was amazing.

His mam hung toilet roll all over his room and he believed the elves did it

It was hilarious

I remember one christmas my mam went all out, had footprints around the tree and all.

Half eaten carrots etc.

He literally does Fortnite dances around the house

Oof

No way