I FUCKING HATE BBC RADIO 2

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME JACKIE/

I've never been able to sleep on Christmas eve. Even after I stopped getting presents in the morning and shit.

Karen, the name of the worst human

TIME TO WAKE THE FUCK UP.

You got a boyfriend I bet you didn't want one

Don't understand it

i never used to be able to sleep on christmas day either

then i turned 16 and instantly could

lol

Never grew out of it i guess.

I still get presents in the morning.

So does my sister at 24 lol

That's called privilage

I’m 30 and I’m not allowed to sleep through Christmas

Coat go shower.

Is time.

🐮

It's 8

am no Sleeping this hriug anything

@werthom it's called having a loving parent <a:aHyperDab:498604849424891914>

ducks sake my phone replaced ur name with emoji

IM SO TIRED

And my ten year old brother is running around screaming “It’s Christmas everyone wake up” so no.

Lol

Mate that's so wholesome.

I miss being that tbh.

Guess it's time for you to wake up then.

And my foot is killing me i think i sprained it

But the dinner is still amazing.

Are you saying my parents don't love me cause they're poor? How privileged. @coattailsandbowties

It’s cute in a way if he wasn’t saying “yeet” every five fucking seconds

And the meeting the family.

Okay less wholesome but still.

He still in the santa phase or?

Yeah

@werthom I'm saying you can spend a tenner on tat and it's still presents in the morning.

Mum is keeping the lie alive

jackie is horny on twitter

Elf on the shelf and Santa