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All was gucci until 211 when he died and Geta took the throne.
His own brother killed him in his mom’s arms.
He was one cruel bastard ngl
So it was the 3rd Century Crisis?
Burned down Alexandria when they dissed him
@Florida Man yeah.
Big Barbarians
Not even barbarians
After Caracalla was assassinated a string of emperors came up
And also the murder of the greatest Roman emperor at the time
Resulting in 20 years of like 17 emperors
Oh yeah Caracalla
Isn’t he Severus’s son
It was ok from 263 when Gallienus was in power
“Our sires’ age was worse than our grandsires’. We, their sons, are more worthless than they; so in our turn we shall give the world a progeny yet more corrupt.” --Horace 1st century BCE
The empire somehow recovered; but we’re not done here
Diocletian ended up making a tetrarchy by 284
That was fine; worked out ok
Enter 337 CE; constantine’s death
The empire did super well under Cinstantine
The G****rms and H****ns
It was then split under his three sons
RIP the legend Constantine
G*rms and H*ns
One was a faggot; the other quiet, and another rebellious
*H*ns
*H*n
Ew faggot
The faggot killed the rebel; and a usurper killed the faggot
That is not good
All was fine till Constantius I died in 261
So the quiet one?
Julian the Apostate pullednup
What happened to him
Yeah the quiet one reigned for a bit
Old age got to him
Alas
The year’s like 375
Emperor Valentinian I dies of a burst blood vessel from rage
After meeting with quadi diplomats