Message from @!?_Quantum_Physics

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2020-03-19 00:43:54 UTC  

All was gucci until 211 when he died and Geta took the throne.

2020-03-19 00:44:04 UTC  

His own brother killed him in his mom’s arms.

2020-03-19 00:44:13 UTC  

He was one cruel bastard ngl

2020-03-19 00:44:20 UTC  

So it was the 3rd Century Crisis?

2020-03-19 00:44:27 UTC  

Burned down Alexandria when they dissed him

2020-03-19 00:44:29 UTC  
2020-03-19 00:44:34 UTC  

Big Barbarians

2020-03-19 00:44:40 UTC  

Not even barbarians

2020-03-19 00:44:50 UTC  

After Caracalla was assassinated a string of emperors came up

2020-03-19 00:44:51 UTC  

And also the murder of the greatest Roman emperor at the time

2020-03-19 00:44:59 UTC  

Resulting in 20 years of like 17 emperors

2020-03-19 00:45:07 UTC  

Oh yeah Caracalla

2020-03-19 00:45:12 UTC  

Isn’t he Severus’s son

2020-03-19 00:45:18 UTC  

It was ok from 263 when Gallienus was in power

2020-03-19 00:45:28 UTC  

“Our sires’ age was worse than our grandsires’. We, their sons, are more worthless than they; so in our turn we shall give the world a progeny yet more corrupt.” --Horace 1st century BCE

2020-03-19 00:45:30 UTC  

The empire somehow recovered; but we’re not done here

2020-03-19 00:45:52 UTC  

Diocletian ended up making a tetrarchy by 284

2020-03-19 00:45:58 UTC  

That was fine; worked out ok

2020-03-19 00:46:06 UTC  

Enter 337 CE; constantine’s death

2020-03-19 00:46:13 UTC  

The empire did super well under Cinstantine

2020-03-19 00:46:16 UTC  

Constantine

2020-03-19 00:46:24 UTC  

The G****rms and H****ns

2020-03-19 00:46:25 UTC  

It was then split under his three sons

2020-03-19 00:46:25 UTC  

RIP the legend Constantine

2020-03-19 00:46:32 UTC  

G*rms and H*ns

2020-03-19 00:46:41 UTC  

One was a faggot; the other quiet, and another rebellious

2020-03-19 00:46:42 UTC  

*H*ns

2020-03-19 00:46:47 UTC  

*H*n

2020-03-19 00:46:55 UTC  

Ew faggot

2020-03-19 00:46:57 UTC  

The faggot killed the rebel; and a usurper killed the faggot

2020-03-19 00:47:00 UTC  

That is not good

2020-03-19 00:47:06 UTC  

All was fine till Constantius I died in 261

2020-03-19 00:47:10 UTC  

So the quiet one?

2020-03-19 00:47:13 UTC  

Julian the Apostate pullednup

2020-03-19 00:47:14 UTC  

What happened to him

2020-03-19 00:47:23 UTC  

Yeah the quiet one reigned for a bit

2020-03-19 00:47:27 UTC  

Old age got to him

2020-03-19 00:47:30 UTC  

Alas

2020-03-19 00:47:41 UTC  

The year’s like 375

2020-03-19 00:47:58 UTC  

Emperor Valentinian I dies of a burst blood vessel from rage

2020-03-19 00:48:04 UTC  

After meeting with quadi diplomats