Message from @!?_Quantum_Physics

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2020-03-19 01:03:39 UTC  

Muslim

2020-03-19 01:03:44 UTC  

AllahuAkbarman died

2020-03-19 01:03:49 UTC  

Aka Muhammad

2020-03-19 01:04:07 UTC  

So; Moslems began erupting

2020-03-19 01:04:15 UTC  

The sassanids and byzantines went to fight them

2020-03-19 01:04:25 UTC  

In 636, at the mouth of the Yarmouk river

2020-03-19 01:04:40 UTC  

The Arabs completely smashed an army that outnumbered them

2020-03-19 01:04:59 UTC  

Heraclius was broken, and he died years later. Poor soul, all he worked for was destroyed

2020-03-19 01:05:15 UTC  

His successor did his best to hold off the Arabs and did perfectly fine.

2020-03-19 01:05:35 UTC  

Constans II Pogonatos became unpopular towards the end of his reign in 668.

2020-03-19 01:05:45 UTC  

He was killed in his own tub by his chamberlain with a bucket.

2020-03-19 01:05:47 UTC  

Whoops!

2020-03-19 01:05:49 UTC  

Lol of course you would be here troll

2020-03-19 01:06:03 UTC  

Coming around to uhh

2020-03-19 01:06:08 UTC  

700 AD

2020-03-19 01:06:14 UTC  

The emperors were fine off

2020-03-19 01:06:21 UTC  

Some bloke named Justinian II came up

2020-03-19 01:06:23 UTC  

Dont waste your time

2020-03-19 01:06:28 UTC  

Florida man is a troll

2020-03-19 01:06:41 UTC  

He’s not even disrupting my flow of words

2020-03-19 01:06:44 UTC  

I don’t mind

2020-03-19 01:06:48 UTC  

He doesnt debate and only uses rhetoric if he loses

2020-03-19 01:06:54 UTC  

Bro

2020-03-19 01:06:57 UTC  

I’m not debatin

2020-03-19 01:07:03 UTC  

My mistake

2020-03-19 01:07:07 UTC  

I’m recapping the entire roman history

2020-03-19 01:07:12 UTC  

From empire to 1453

2020-03-19 01:07:15 UTC  

The church?

2020-03-19 01:07:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588205956039442452/690003429497634818/IMG_20200114_205005.jpg

2020-03-19 01:07:20 UTC  

Not only.

2020-03-19 01:07:21 UTC  

Alas

2020-03-19 01:07:29 UTC  

Justinian II was a well meaning ruler

2020-03-19 01:07:33 UTC  

Ah

2020-03-19 01:07:48 UTC  

Until, 698 when a general named Leontius overthrew him and cut his nose off

2020-03-19 01:07:56 UTC  

Now normally, mutilation means you can’t be emperor

2020-03-19 01:08:15 UTC  

People would be blinded, have their balls or nose cut off

2020-03-19 01:08:16 UTC  

Etc

2020-03-19 01:08:26 UTC  

Oof

2020-03-19 01:08:27 UTC  

F

2020-03-19 01:08:32 UTC  

An anarchy continued until 712 when someone was back

2020-03-19 01:08:46 UTC  

Justinian II was back with a golden prosthetic on his nose and he was pissed