Message from @zalfir

Discord ID: 530223331648208896


2019-01-03 03:15:02 UTC  
2019-01-03 03:15:02 UTC  
2019-01-03 03:15:09 UTC  

I COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW WITH THE MIDNIGHT SUN WHERE THE HOT SPRINGS FLOW

2019-01-03 03:15:34 UTC  

Dude, i just asked Alexa if black people can swim and she said "yes, **some** of them can swim"

2019-01-03 03:15:35 UTC  

Integration by parts is just the product rule but gay

2019-01-03 03:15:37 UTC  

im fuckin dying

2019-01-03 03:15:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/530222682663288832/Whitey.gif

2019-01-03 03:15:54 UTC  

The hammer of the gods, we'll drive our ships to new lands

2019-01-03 03:16:03 UTC  

@T e x I ate a burger that would probably make you proud

2019-01-03 03:16:25 UTC  

post it

2019-01-03 03:16:32 UTC  

ate it on the ride home

2019-01-03 03:16:37 UTC  

it was 2x6oz

2019-01-03 03:16:40 UTC  

slice of cheese

2019-01-03 03:17:01 UTC  

This sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen, tell me more

2019-01-03 03:17:18 UTC  

just sounds like a normal double meet whataburger

2019-01-03 03:17:24 UTC  

whooopdy do

2019-01-03 03:17:31 UTC  

toppings were onions, lettuce, ketchup, mustard, pickles

2019-01-03 03:17:40 UTC  

Big kahoona burger

2019-01-03 03:17:43 UTC  

I made some mini sliders that were fun if we are talking burgers

2019-01-03 03:18:07 UTC  

needs more beetroot

2019-01-03 03:18:13 UTC  

(australian joke)

2019-01-03 03:18:16 UTC  

^

2019-01-03 03:18:33 UTC  

Niggers lol amirite guise hahs

2019-01-03 03:18:35 UTC  

i ate it in like 5 minutes

2019-01-03 03:18:42 UTC  

tasted pretty damn good

2019-01-03 03:18:58 UTC  

hey guys.... i ate food.... be proud of normal food

2019-01-03 03:19:09 UTC  

I like the rodeo burger one, it has a bbq sauce, cheese, and onion ring and more bbq sauce

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/530223566848000020/20181229_193431.jpg

2019-01-03 03:19:11 UTC  

Good job Yeet

2019-01-03 03:19:24 UTC  

Why are people looking for a cure for aids when aids is already a cure

2019-01-03 03:19:31 UTC  

dont fucking say it

2019-01-03 03:19:32 UTC  

@YeetshirtNinja but... but... fancy food

2019-01-03 03:19:38 UTC  

im not talking about you

2019-01-03 03:19:38 UTC  
2019-01-03 03:19:55 UTC  

Is that a literal ring of onion in the middle?

2019-01-03 03:19:58 UTC  

Aids

2019-01-03 03:19:58 UTC  

@Octavia the comment was directed to me

2019-01-03 03:20:00 UTC  

sliders are delicious and you MAKE your food

2019-01-03 03:20:24 UTC  

What even is the difference between a burger and a slider?

2019-01-03 03:20:29 UTC  

size....

2019-01-03 03:20:46 UTC  

True I make all my food

2019-01-03 03:21:01 UTC  

I don't indulge in food, I just yeet shit into an oven so the nomenclature isn't something I've bothered with