never going to get used to that fuckery

Since I fell into her lap before I fell on the floor

I got a gf at a party by falling asleep on her shoulder

fancied a bit of lap time eh?

she thought it was cute

truth be told I don't even remember it, but she had fantastic tits

I mean pillow grade

Did you smash?

the comfy sort

oh hell yes, she was awesome

That’s nice but I don’t think having a seizure on a girl would result in the word cute coming to her mind

Atta boy

I’ve always imagined falling asleep on a pair of tits would be comfy and nice

it is

It is

idk it's a memorable way to introduce oneself

Tits just seem so comfy

I just like tits

Get a girl to try it out then

shit, now i feel like i want to call a friend and leave the house

Or prostitute

just so i can fall asleep on tits again

lol thats a bit pricey

Not where I live

They cost $20-$100

also the women i know dont have massive tits

Come with me to a gentleman’s club

You’ll be amazed

i've found milf tits are better than non-milf-same-age tits

Depends on the woman

My wife’s knockers are huge

And she gave birth a month ago

all that milk

Oh yes

wouldn't they be uncomfortable for her?

thats just because of the hormones and milk production though

Exactly ^^

it doesnt last

She’s a positive hormonal woman

once they deflate she gonna be tripping over them spaniel ears

All she wants is to cuddle and food