Message from @Leeroy
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You’re not a real human
seizures burn calories
🙏
Faster than running
I want to grow some plants someday honestly
so does eating celery
I have some tomato plants in my garden
Eye new dier seizure salad
They are some tasty red bois
@Ham Sandwich and if they happen in the bath you can get someone to throw your clothes in and get a free wash cycle
^
Finna head back to class now nigs
finna
When I had a seizure in school I fell on a girl and my friends used to make vibrator jokes about what happened
never going to get used to that fuckery
Since I fell into her lap before I fell on the floor
I got a gf at a party by falling asleep on her shoulder
fancied a bit of lap time eh?
she thought it was cute
truth be told I don't even remember it, but she had fantastic tits
Did you smash?
the comfy sort
oh hell yes, she was awesome
That’s nice but I don’t think having a seizure on a girl would result in the word cute coming to her mind
Atta boy
I’ve always imagined falling asleep on a pair of tits would be comfy and nice
it is
It is
idk it's a memorable way to introduce oneself
Tits just seem so comfy
I just like tits
Get a girl to try it out then
shit, now i feel like i want to call a friend and leave the house
Or prostitute
just so i can fall asleep on tits again
lol thats a bit pricey
Not where I live
They cost $20-$100
also the women i know dont have massive tits
Come with me to a gentleman’s club