That’s nice but I don’t think having a seizure on a girl would result in the word cute coming to her mind

Atta boy

I’ve always imagined falling asleep on a pair of tits would be comfy and nice

it is

It is

idk it's a memorable way to introduce oneself

Tits just seem so comfy

I just like tits

Get a girl to try it out then

shit, now i feel like i want to call a friend and leave the house

Or prostitute

just so i can fall asleep on tits again

lol thats a bit pricey

Not where I live

They cost $20-$100

also the women i know dont have massive tits

Come with me to a gentleman’s club

You’ll be amazed

i've found milf tits are better than non-milf-same-age tits

Depends on the woman

My wife’s knockers are huge

And she gave birth a month ago

all that milk

Oh yes

wouldn't they be uncomfortable for her?

thats just because of the hormones and milk production though

Exactly ^^

it doesnt last

She’s a positive hormonal woman

once they deflate she gonna be tripping over them spaniel ears

All she wants is to cuddle and food

Our son eats soo much also

just remember to have a bucket of cookie near by at all time for when you want some thing to eat after you drink

I mean...a bottomless pit!

cookies*

good

loud energetic crier?

Nope

He’s quiet tbh

yo is this where i join the alt right

hmm, calm