Message from @general patton

Discord ID: 309906504784543748


2017-05-05 04:16:19 UTC  

@Norwegian Black Metal
get a job ✅
dont goto school for liberal arts ✅
get into atleast 1 fight in your 20s ❌ (still time)
vote in an election ✅
dont be a vegan fag ✅
go a month without thinking about trannies (most you cant) ❌ (darn it discord)
watch mlp for the glory of the pone race ✅ ✅ ✅

2017-05-05 04:16:23 UTC  

srsly best guy on here

2017-05-05 04:16:27 UTC  

i took some tae kwan do when i was a teenager

2017-05-05 04:16:41 UTC  

Silence faggot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/309906220553207818/giphy_15.gif

2017-05-05 04:16:46 UTC  

I'm going to college for IT

2017-05-05 04:16:47 UTC  

tae kwon do is the shit

2017-05-05 04:16:51 UTC  

I love meat and dairy

2017-05-05 04:16:53 UTC  

and eggs too

2017-05-05 04:16:56 UTC  

was never serious into it but it definitely gave me a base fighting skill

2017-05-05 04:16:59 UTC  

I ate 7 eggs today

2017-05-05 04:17:00 UTC  

mlp is a'ight

2017-05-05 04:17:01 UTC  

I win

2017-05-05 04:17:06 UTC  

i voted for Trump 😄

2017-05-05 04:17:07 UTC  

100s of fights they get old fast im too big 6'6" alays worried im gonna acidently kill someone

2017-05-05 04:17:12 UTC  

in my fights i never used kicks tho

2017-05-05 04:17:17 UTC  

"fighting" antifa is for fags, they weak as shit

2017-05-05 04:17:25 UTC  

just fists

2017-05-05 04:17:38 UTC  

knees and elbows will fuck someone up

2017-05-05 04:17:45 UTC  

usually try a take down and hit them while they recover and its over

2017-05-05 04:17:47 UTC  

I love viciously attacking thots

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/309906500741103626/giphy_5.gif

2017-05-05 04:17:48 UTC  

i got axe handle for ant fa

2017-05-05 04:17:58 UTC  

u have axe?

2017-05-05 04:18:09 UTC  

I have like 30

2017-05-05 04:18:12 UTC  

I am axe collector

2017-05-05 04:18:31 UTC  

i got a collection of chug axes

2017-05-05 04:18:32 UTC  

Kek why would I need an axe when I have guns and combat knives

2017-05-05 04:18:39 UTC  

err native american axes

2017-05-05 04:18:42 UTC  

Hey i live the woods

2017-05-05 04:18:44 UTC  

ya but axe handle is better than bat becuase of the grip

2017-05-05 04:18:45 UTC  

my dad collected them shits

2017-05-05 04:18:50 UTC  

and i inherited a lot them

2017-05-05 04:18:54 UTC  

of them*

2017-05-05 04:18:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/309906797135659010/1493951106428.jpg

2017-05-05 04:19:40 UTC  

axe hande with tape so it dont get slipery wen covered in blood

2017-05-05 04:19:54 UTC  

i wana learn how to throw an axe like a viking

2017-05-05 04:20:04 UTC  

head shot some guy like 100 feet away

2017-05-05 04:20:11 UTC  

I can't post images fam

2017-05-05 04:20:23 UTC  

Fuck I hate discord. I have a good fucking meme and it won't post

2017-05-05 04:20:48 UTC  

rip

2017-05-05 04:20:49 UTC  

Head shot you say?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/309907262351081482/tumblr_lwb31cPfGy1qdc388o1_500.gif