ass and tits etc

not as in weight

my ex had DDs, overrated imo

C is where its at

birthing hips + gap + ass + face + teeth

I was with a girl once that was missing a tooth

I had one with candy corn teeth, never again

candy corn teeth what the fuck

lemme google thajt

mother of god....

not this

morso dis

yaeh thats the one i saw

GF is giving me strange hints

i swear she wants to do BDSM

all girls do

some just wont admit it

not even making this up: What will you do when i bind you to a chair and pleasure you while you cant do anythign about it

!?!??!?!!

or just out of nowhere 6 o clock in the mornin

I only need a bed and some rope

I lived with a couple last year, they asked me if I was interested in a 3 way near the end of my lease...

jeez

>having carnal knowledge of women who are not your wife

>not halal

dude was a total cuck sjw, I was like no faggot but ill fuck your gf

gtfo the next week

bought a condo, no more fucking roommates

crazy shit

Denver is a shithole full of cucks

...patiently waiting for an uprising that will never happen

Same here

just waiting for a riot

just something

also heads up to fellow kitchen autists, get an instant pot, you'll thank me later

jews stole from the nazis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trachtenberg_system

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MSDn964GgI

check this out new guys <@&300817817471680515>