hm

really its the whole package

that counts

honestly I never really care for sizes

as long as their ass doesnt feel like bones

no fatties

yaeh no i mean

as in

ass and tits etc

not as in weight

my ex had DDs, overrated imo

C is where its at

birthing hips + gap + ass + face + teeth

I was with a girl once that was missing a tooth

I had one with candy corn teeth, never again

candy corn teeth what the fuck

lemme google thajt

mother of god....

not this

morso dis

yaeh thats the one i saw

GF is giving me strange hints

i swear she wants to do BDSM

all girls do

some just wont admit it

not even making this up: What will you do when i bind you to a chair and pleasure you while you cant do anythign about it

!?!??!?!!

or just out of nowhere 6 o clock in the mornin

I only need a bed and some rope

I lived with a couple last year, they asked me if I was interested in a 3 way near the end of my lease...

jeez

>having carnal knowledge of women who are not your wife

>not halal

dude was a total cuck sjw, I was like no faggot but ill fuck your gf

gtfo the next week

bought a condo, no more fucking roommates

crazy shit

Denver is a shithole full of cucks

...patiently waiting for an uprising that will never happen