Message from @Goose

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2017-05-21 22:29:17 UTC  

the weeks i'm not working are so fuking worth it

2017-05-21 22:35:01 UTC  

i get bored when i dont work

2017-05-21 22:35:31 UTC  

sit around at home, all my friends are at work, whats the point of being a NEET

2017-05-21 22:36:30 UTC  

lol

2017-05-21 22:49:45 UTC  

Bump this thread you jews

2017-05-21 22:49:51 UTC  

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2017-05-21 22:49:55 UTC  

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2017-05-21 22:49:59 UTC  

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2017-05-21 22:54:50 UTC  

Stalin is giving a long speech at an event, naturally in front of a huge audience. While he's in full flow, somebody near the front of the hall sneezes. Stalin stops and surveys the crowd.

"Who sneezed?" he asks.

Deathly silence.

"I repeat," says Stalin, "who sneezed?"

Not a peep.

"Very well," says Stalin. "First row, stand up!" Everyone in the first row stands up. "Guards! Open fire!"

A few seconds later, the entire first row of the audience is lying in bloody heaps on the ground.

"Now, who sneezed?" Still not a whimper. "Second row, stand up! Guards! Open fire!" The second row writhes and breathes its last.

"Now, comrades: who sneezed?" Absolute silence. "Third row! Stand up! Guards! Op...."

"Wait! Wait!" From the sixth row a man rises, shaking so hard with fear that he can barely stay on his legs. "Please! Comrade Stalin! It was me. I sneezed."

Stalin fixes his eye on the wretch. The entire audience watches, paralysed.

"You sneezed?"

"Yes, Comrade Stalin, yes. It was me."

"Bless you."

2017-05-21 23:29:46 UTC  

i got a cool new ratchet today from my neighbor

2017-05-21 23:30:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/315994740648706049/WIN_20170521_19_29_30_Pro.jpg

2017-05-21 23:30:28 UTC  

a mac tools roller clutch ratchet

2017-05-21 23:30:34 UTC  

no clicks or resistance

2017-05-21 23:31:59 UTC  

its realy fucking nice

2017-05-21 23:32:17 UTC  

looks nice

2017-05-21 23:32:28 UTC  

Just goes to show just how prominent retard spinners are that I thought that was one of them

2017-05-21 23:34:05 UTC  

lol

2017-05-21 23:34:16 UTC  

i want go get a swastika one made

2017-05-21 23:34:26 UTC  

does anyone here have ep making 3d printer models

2017-05-21 23:34:31 UTC  

bc i cen get it printed

2017-05-21 23:38:00 UTC  

snap-on makes this kind of ratchet too but it's god damn 184$

2017-05-21 23:58:00 UTC  

Gib niggore

2017-05-21 23:58:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/316001778757795842/IMG_9074.png

2017-05-21 23:58:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/316001838950383619/CYuMyRpWMAApxMB.jpglarge.jpg

2017-05-22 00:02:31 UTC  

its fake

2017-05-22 00:45:36 UTC  

Wonderful picture to see when I open this server unprepared

2017-05-22 00:45:55 UTC  

It really is a warm welcome, a picture of a dead black person.

2017-05-22 00:58:59 UTC  

Awwww <3