(((((Comedy)))))

They making fun of nigga names tho

funny af

my grandpa is right about abortion and birth control. he told me it would be the down fall of western society

i was like but i like it

Birth control fucked my gf up until she got off it for a few years

shits crazy on the hormones

Birth control makes woman crazy and ugly

How do you give birth control to your hand?

Built in

LMAO @MattyFez

RFID chip

is the way into the hand

Careful with the "no vagina no problem" meme

oh god

i really want to get into biohacking

looks so cool

fuck yeah

almost alien

i almost bought a diy biohacking kit

what is biohacking?

in a way

making your body a super human

i am going to grad school in month for genomic software development

modifying your body with things like magnets and rfid chips and stuff

insert CC info in wrist and scan

Like organic computer engineering?

@RussianHacker forreal?

sounds cool as shit

fuckyeah

what am i doing with my life... god

Inb4 Russia hacks your body

@JarJarBinx yes, they paying me to go out there and develop to genomic software to breed populations and analyze every gene using mixed models

there's loads of cool python libs for playing with dna and mrna but I can't afford the lab gear to make it worth writing the code

nigga what

@RussianHacker 🤔

Fucking gnarly

Too bad Python is the ebonics of programming :^)

@JarJarBinx the proffessor who selected me is from china and told me bernie sanders scares him because communist took his families land moved drunks into thier land and home

he loves trump

DAMN