Message from @Phill
Discord ID: 319552823970758656
i dont have the skills
I'll teach u
i'm studying to be a programer
But first you must swear to never speak of the JQ and greater Israel
Oy gevalt
so
you want to meto become your goyin
is that so
Yus goyim become my apprentice
YES MASTER
GIVE ME A SHEKEL
I am a software engineer and computer scientist
ohh
nice
ok
but there is one thing
I'd like to thank my voybal iq
But I cant
i can call you senpai ??
Sure
OK are u ready
For the first lesson?
i am ready
OK you need to take that zenphone and throw it in the trash
And then light that trash on fire
no
Then spit on it
i like my cellphone
Then take a shit and throw it on the burning trash
galaxys are for normies
Then buy an LG v20
And 4 replaceable batteries
ald fagphones ass well
and
Then u won't have to pay some hairy loser to open up ur phone and replace the shitty lion battery
aka aple
apple
god dammit
i hate typing
Crapple is faggotry