But first you must swear to never speak of the JQ and greater Israel

Oy gevalt

so

you want to meto become your goyin

is that so

Yus goyim become my apprentice

YES MASTER

GIVE ME A SHEKEL

I am a software engineer and computer scientist

ohh

nice

ok

but there is one thing

I'd like to thank my voybal iq

But I cant

i can call you senpai ??

Sure

k then

OK are u ready

For the first lesson?

i am ready

OK you need to take that zenphone and throw it in the trash

And then light that trash on fire

no

Then spit on it

i like my cellphone

Then take a shit and throw it on the burning trash

galaxys are for normies

Then buy an LG v20

And 4 replaceable batteries

ald fagphones ass well

and

Then u won't have to pay some hairy loser to open up ur phone and replace the shitty lion battery

aka aple

apple

god dammit

i hate typing

Crapple is faggotry

Fuck crapple and all their products

indeed my jewish overlord

Zenphone is not any better tho