But not cause of cow farts

Libs so dumb

@Donaldus Triumphus cleanse this degeneracy

trump: _gets into arguments with Vietnam veteran's groups because he incorrectly thought the scene from Apocalypse Now showed helicopters spraying Agent Orange, not napalm_

trump: _regularly calls out the wrong names when referring to his own political allies because his syphilitic brain can't remember them_

trump: _says military generals don't get oscars for their movie appearances because hollywood discriminated against them_

y'all: ***I FUCKING LOVE MY PRESIDENT! SUCK IT LIBS, WE'RE NOT TIRED OF WINNING***

y'all play league

okay dad

hey if they play league they can't be that bad

They play roblox and must die

unfortunate, still looking for someone to carry me

LoL?

roblox isn't that hot

lol my friend plays roblox

i don't tho cuz muy ew

I think I beat the testosterone out of my dick

...

more importantly how in the world did I get a conservative role

unfunny

no

that's not it

and I'd rather not

we are from India

I'm not even white

not exactly

we only have indian people as aqactinances

well

Ah, my dear white friend, curry ain't munchable.

@andrew pics or it didn’t happen

how about we talk on a dm

It sure doesn't feel like it is.

It tastes terrible I hate indian food.

so um... how old are you?

And I'm not exactly mixed

I'm 100% Indian

So um... I'm actually from the Indian Subcontinent

I'm not a native

Not exactly

How old are you?

And I don't exactly wear a red dot, unless you count my acne

No.

You seem very immature.

If you want, I'll start first