Message from @Hitler Shekelsallgone
Discord ID: 327852861679599626
u have hooves we know
I dont think there is NoClop
only NoPone
RIP
no no, i have hands
better for such things
are they shaped like hooves?
and hoofrubs
u wear hoof like prosthetic for fapping
lmao
orange hoof gloves
the kind of fleshlight shaped like a mlp hoof but with a vag hole in the sole
please no
I dont want to picture this shit
~~too late~~
still haven't dropped any sheckles on pone
so i have that going for me
good
srsly that is really good
i was tempted to though
but too many people in the store
i could have bought a girl birthday card so they would think it's not for me
i had the thought
TFW ur not man enough
wtf
to say yeah
I'm gonna cum on this doll
to cashier
if the mlp movie trailer is bangin, then maybe i'll man up and see it in theaters
lmfao
plz no
u have to take doll with u
kek
to make them think ur watching with ur kid
HIRE GIRL TO GO WITH U
with a tiny soda and popcorn i would make for it
this is sad life
TFW posts ad on craigslist for 8 year old girl
that likes ponies