Message from @Chancellor

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2017-02-10 08:38:24 UTC  

@Chancellor Tfw common filth was right.

2017-02-10 08:38:41 UTC  

It's the cultural equivalent of a nuclear fallout zone.

2017-02-10 08:39:35 UTC  

It's going to be bad no matter where you go. It just depends on how the culture deals with it.

2017-02-10 08:39:49 UTC  

Muzzies throw them off roofs

2017-02-10 08:39:55 UTC  

Australia is rather culturally vacuous at anything above very low culture.

2017-02-10 08:40:13 UTC  

We have goon bags, skatepark fights, stupid jokes and... everything else is borrowed.

2017-02-10 08:40:23 UTC  

We say it's bigotry to not accept it

2017-02-10 08:40:29 UTC  

Except for the "racist" stuff.

2017-02-10 08:40:36 UTC  

EUREKA REBELLION!

2017-02-10 08:41:13 UTC  

Tfw the most culturally diverse states are also the most racist

2017-02-10 08:41:16 UTC  

It's from that time we tried to leave the british empire because the british chinese people in.

2017-02-10 08:42:49 UTC  

After destroying the rebellion they proceeded to ban chinese immigration australia wide.

Which eventually became the white australia policy after federation.

Which was thrown out in the late sixties.

2017-02-10 08:43:49 UTC  

AUS history incoming. Please continue, I know very little when it comes to your county.

2017-02-10 08:44:10 UTC  

Seriously

2017-02-10 08:44:40 UTC  

Alright, I'll give you the rundown from the top? @Tee CA

2017-02-10 08:45:09 UTC  

Go for it, I'm about to cook something for dinner

2017-02-10 08:45:22 UTC  

So after the Americans declared independence, the UK was poor as fuck, weak as fuck and scared as fuck, and banned from starting conquering any new places which had "A people living as a nation" in them.

2017-02-10 08:46:14 UTC  

Meanwhile CAPTAIN COOK a navigator who had shown great skill in the seven years war (UK and France fought over who should own Quebec basically) had shown and interest in mapping out the southern hemisphere.

2017-02-10 08:47:41 UTC  

Mostly to get a good view of a solar eclipse so he could map out the true circumference of the earth. (He has also known for being poor with social stuff and incapable of keeping secrets, quite possibly autism).

2017-02-10 08:48:27 UTC  

And the british saw this as an opportunity:
Let him map out the "Unknown continent" south of indonesia that they knew about but never bothered to check on, get some information on the nature of the earth and perhaps gain a new colony in the process.

2017-02-10 08:49:04 UTC  

Now this was all fine and dandy more or less, cook found australia, sailed into cook's landing and sydney harbor, Banks his biologist found a buncha stuff and they revisited a few times.

2017-02-10 08:50:00 UTC  

There was one issue:
The british couldn't colonize anywhere "inhabited", and there was a population living here.

The australian aboriginals, usually seen today begging outside a petrol station.

2017-02-10 08:50:32 UTC  

Cook declared "Terra Nullius" that Australia was uninhabited and listed the Australian aboriginals as "Native Fauna", legally and biologically animals.

2017-02-10 08:50:42 UTC  

And then colonization started with the convict fleets.

2017-02-10 08:51:25 UTC  

Britains economy was fucked, fucked economy produces crime, crime means overflowing prisons.
So they sent all the criminals to australia.

There were a few runaways, except the continent is basically uninhabitable so they either returned or died quicksmart.

2017-02-10 08:52:25 UTC  

@Chancellor So what you're saying is that we need to send our convicts to the middle east to colonize it

2017-02-10 08:52:28 UTC  

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Australian_states_history_07.gif

Early state borders arose, each semi independent colonies, and with their own immigration, trade and governors (This included new zealand at the time).

2017-02-10 08:52:45 UTC  

Yes, but you also have to declare the arabs non human and hand out hunting permits to kill them as pests.

2017-02-10 08:53:25 UTC  

@Chancellor Already done in the US. 9/11 never forget brah

2017-02-10 08:53:33 UTC  

Bringing us to the next part:
Near complete extermination of the australian aboriginals.

They were "vermin and pests" in our property, hunting permits were given, they were slaughtered and broken. Australia was the white man's land.

2017-02-10 08:54:26 UTC  

Over time the states moved towards federation (Except new zealand the sheep fucking communists they are) and on January the first 1900 Australia was born! To a rousing "Okay, that's cool i guess" from the international community.

2017-02-10 08:54:54 UTC  

Also there's bush rangers, that doesn't lead into much but it's super important culturally.

2017-02-10 08:55:43 UTC  

http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/65367000/jpg/_65367942_kelly_comp464.jpg
This cunt, ned kelly went around in a full armoured bullet proof suit robbing stage coaches.
Also was known to save lives, a folk hero akin to American cowboys.

2017-02-10 08:56:45 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE
And this was the "Unofficial australian anthem" declined for not being official enough in favour of...

2017-02-10 08:57:07 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8tswkr25A0
This shit they made me sing every day in primary school.

2017-02-10 08:57:48 UTC  

Over time things began to change.
The gold rush occured when gold was found, Eureka grow into a thriving gold mining town and immigrants european and... otherwise flooded to our beautiful shores.

2017-02-10 08:58:04 UTC  

Sydney was, for a time the largest city in the southern hemisphere.

2017-02-10 08:58:41 UTC  

There was gold in Australia?

2017-02-10 08:58:52 UTC  

And over time this began to breed contempt.

2017-02-10 08:59:04 UTC  

Lots of it, massive amounts, Australia is a mining country, once gold now coal.