It's almost like I used to be far, far skinnier.

@Squeaks have you ever pulled 240 pounds of lobster and plastic up out of a water tank all day?

I just discovered I could do it, I risk two whole paycheques doing it

Lobsters are assholes.

Taylor, youre all talk

Worked with a frien din a seafood resturant before

dat all ya n*ggas do is talk

I HATE those things.

What’s happening now

Yeah, they are

Thstxs all you do

@Squeaks you're probably like a bigger version of me

They cook good though

Used to be horrified they'd grab my fingers

I've seen giant lobsters get a hold of someone before

Fucking -yikes-

You never had the rubber bands on them?

Not at first no

Your weight is probably largely muscle now

My legs sure as shit are.

Oh yeah, the 20-pounders will fucking lop off a hand or crush the forearm

Discord keeps having a stoke for me

Lmao nah they won't lop a hand

Oh my legs are insane xD

But they sure as shit will hold on tight.

The one time -I- got pinched it was just a little 5 pounder.

And she refused to let go.

fucking hurt lmao

With the pincers they will, I think you haven’t seen the difference between 5 and 20 pound lobsters

Left marks on my hand for hours, I'd heard horror stories about lobsters pinching but never had it done.

It’s not a small difference

I mean if you can catch 20 pound lobsters on the regular

Then good on you

Cus A: That's an old fucking lobster and B: Pretty sure those are rare.

I love apples

Considering the average seafood resturant only ever has like 4-5 pounders, if they are LUCKY.

We see a few in the plant, but most jumbos that come through are 10-15 pounds

Those are still rare AF.

They all end up going to China

The average lobster weight is 1-3 pounds, rarer ones are around 5.

20 pounders are rare as hell.

Lobster game sounds pretty chill