Quit lying

How's that a lie, mate.

It's not impossible actually

It's not impossible, my guy.

I'm not like you, who needs his knees on the ground to be able to do ONE.

Damn

Pulling it off is not hard in the fucking slightest.

All talk

It's almost like I used to be far, far skinnier.

@Squeaks have you ever pulled 240 pounds of lobster and plastic up out of a water tank all day?

I just discovered I could do it, I risk two whole paycheques doing it

Lobsters are assholes.

Taylor, youre all talk

Worked with a frien din a seafood resturant before

dat all ya n*ggas do is talk

I HATE those things.

What’s happening now

Yeah, they are

Thstxs all you do

@Squeaks you're probably like a bigger version of me

They cook good though

Used to be horrified they'd grab my fingers

I've seen giant lobsters get a hold of someone before

Fucking -yikes-

You never had the rubber bands on them?

Not at first no

Your weight is probably largely muscle now

My legs sure as shit are.

Oh yeah, the 20-pounders will fucking lop off a hand or crush the forearm

Discord keeps having a stoke for me

Lmao nah they won't lop a hand

Oh my legs are insane xD

But they sure as shit will hold on tight.

The one time -I- got pinched it was just a little 5 pounder.

And she refused to let go.

fucking hurt lmao

With the pincers they will, I think you haven’t seen the difference between 5 and 20 pound lobsters

Left marks on my hand for hours, I'd heard horror stories about lobsters pinching but never had it done.

It’s not a small difference

I mean if you can catch 20 pound lobsters on the regular

Then good on you

Cus A: That's an old fucking lobster and B: Pretty sure those are rare.