fun fact: it’s physically impossible for @KaiserTaylor to roll his ankle because he doesn’t have any. the separation between calf and foot is literally nonexistent

https://tenor.com/view/that70s-show-ashton-kutcher-michael-kelso-burn-gif-4891812

https://tenor.com/view/burn-sick-omg-omfg-dead-gif-4802144

its also physically impossible for @KaiserTaylor to form a complete, well-thought out, coherent, and relevant thought and then clearly relay that thought to others, considering he has the mental capacity of a pile of dog shit and the motor skills of a stillborn downs syndrome baby

https://tenor.com/view/oh-gurl-sassy-drink-couch-damn-gif-5038484

also, tay tay, it’s really great to hear that you’re dependent on yet another substance. good luck getting into the military, you fat fucking freak @KaiserTaylor

https://tenor.com/view/oo-ouch-po-kung-fu-panda-gif-14407194

you wanna try me again, you korn reject lookin ass meth baby? i promise you, i’ll make you regret pinging me @KaiserTaylor

now i know you’re functionally retarded bc you keep trying to pick fights with me when it’s been made clear time and time again that i’m the alpha, i’m the chad, and you’re the pathetic beta cuck loser @KaiserTaylor

https://tenor.com/view/slay-slat-it-girl-slay-queen-gaysslay-slaylikethis-gif-13848779

if you wanna keep your colon intact, i suggest you stop trying to pick fights with me, mmk? mmk uwu @KaiserTaylor

We know that you're functionally retarded , because you got mad after people leaked your nudes that you unsolicited to someone @KaiserTaylor

https://tenor.com/view/its-getting-real-crap-is-getting-real-becoming-areality-its-getting-serious-ladies-night-gif-14179213

and i’m sure you do bc what else would you do for extra cash to buy that stupid keemstar merch if you didn’t have daddy wreck your colon daily? @KaiserTaylor

also, thank you, librarian uwu

Iran bombing us?

https://tenor.com/view/snap-nene-leakes-you-go-girl-sass-bye-gif-11615460

Pls trump defend us

@The Librarian

Whats the scoop on iran

I might post nudes to raise money for Australia

https://tenor.com/view/go-fuck-yourself-gif-10115599

@KaiserTaylor

@bad moon 🌑 im quitting weed after this last weed i got its like 5 grams left max

Dont tell steve

@KaiserTaylor heard that before lmfao

you’re too weak-minded, sorry :/

you’re as depended on weed as you are on daddy’s money

Just made daniel watch matilda

He liked it lol

oh hell yeah

And know he knows why i laugh so hard when i call somebody ms trunchbul

lol

dat a good movie

https://www.forbes.com/sites/richkarlgaard/2020/01/07/mike-rowe-for-california-governor-2022/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

*whips and nae naes*

Bad moon gay

I'm sorry I had to do it to you. Rest in peace

NOOOOOOO

TOOOO SOOOON