He will be like *Who's these*

imagine squeaks having children

^

Why?

Not only am I fugly as all hell

You sterile?

Incels don't get laid

I potentially inherited my great grandfathers sterility.

So.

Dude i know rocks who got laid

chances of me having kids are low 🤷

Also: I'm not an incel lmao

Don't let that disappoint you

That requires hating women and thinking they should fuck you if you so much as notice them.

People like that disgust me 🤷

I'll trade balls with you squeaks

Lmao no

i don't want kids anyway

I like mine just fine, thank you.

Quite attached.

literally lmao

I'm not into anything really

I'll probably die a virgin

*In Islam you have to be married to procreate and get laid

Psht.

*And I ain't getting married

Sooo

I'll die a virgin, probably.

However Islam said it's okay for me to fuck Turbofans

sImple solution.

So who knows

Stop being Islamic

ha islam

Y e s

Modern Problems require Modern Solutions

imagine not being able to beat your meat or get drunk while living in a shitty desert

no wonder they're so cranky

H e y

98% of us live by the Nile

The other 2% are people trying to shoot at us

Locus they get around that because many guys fuck goats if they cant fuck femboys