Message from @Hand Banana

Discord ID: 275138124546310146


2017-01-29 05:33:35 UTC  

I swear to God I will LEARN what a suplex is and will deliver one to you swiftly Borzoi

2017-01-29 05:34:05 UTC  

I went on a few dates with a Ginger jew. She was from Milford @Borzoi so be aware

2017-01-29 05:34:12 UTC  

A ginger jew

2017-01-29 05:34:19 UTC  

Yup

2017-01-29 05:34:20 UTC  

It's like watching someone punch a fawn. Unholy

2017-01-29 05:34:24 UTC  

Years ago

2017-01-29 05:34:48 UTC  

I only go on dates now after a full 23andme has been submitted.

2017-01-29 05:34:55 UTC  

Noice

2017-01-29 05:35:13 UTC  

E X T R E M E V E T T I N G

2017-01-29 05:35:26 UTC  

anyway i got stuck into the shitposting hole thanks to Ken. I'm going to bed.

2017-01-29 05:35:35 UTC  

Goodnight

2017-01-29 05:35:38 UTC  

goodnight

2017-01-29 05:36:14 UTC  

The Orthodox cries out as he strikes you.

2017-01-29 05:36:17 UTC  

I didn't do anything wrong.

2017-01-29 05:39:15 UTC  

I'm 12 and what is this

2017-01-29 05:39:39 UTC  

I'm philosopher general of dingo twitter

2017-01-29 05:39:44 UTC  

This is a demanding job

2017-01-29 05:40:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/275138089461219328/high-top-fade-haircut-black-men-styles-curly-kid-reid.jpg

2017-01-29 05:40:40 UTC  

I can see it now. You sitting with your head deep in thought. "Should I shitpost or nah?" then the light brightens and the Lord Appears and says "My son, wherever you may be I will be with you and wherever ye be, so shall ye shitpost."

2017-01-29 05:40:43 UTC  

I have to be sharp, and ready to tackle the higher echelons of esoteric NEET wisdom deep within my being

And eat as many mint chocolates as I can consume

2017-01-29 05:40:58 UTC  

aight oaff mate

2017-01-29 05:41:32 UTC  

D'Marcus change that shit to earl grey

2017-01-29 05:41:42 UTC  

He doesn't drink black tea tho?

2017-01-29 05:42:00 UTC  

You can put milk in earl grey

2017-01-29 05:42:05 UTC  

Make sure it's twinings

2017-01-29 05:42:14 UTC  

I just threw up in my mouth a little

2017-01-29 05:42:29 UTC  

Cigs in Aus are like 20 a pack but I don't smoke

2017-01-29 05:42:39 UTC  

20-30 I think

2017-01-29 05:42:57 UTC  

It's a crying shame when you can buy cigs for less than nigs. This world is upside down.

2017-01-29 05:43:01 UTC  

Dollarydoos are like 75 US I think

2017-01-29 05:43:03 UTC  

Roughly

2017-01-29 05:45:32 UTC  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2017-01-29 05:45:41 UTC  

I'm getting a uni degree right but I think it's pointless because Asians are important to do my job

2017-01-29 05:45:49 UTC  

I don't want to be a NEET

2017-01-29 05:46:42 UTC  

I want to earn shekels fucking shitty government

2017-01-29 05:49:30 UTC  

Any of u goyim own a ps4

2017-01-29 05:49:39 UTC  

No. I am PCMR

2017-01-29 05:49:52 UTC  

I'm a peasant pls no bully