Message from @Hand Banana

Discord ID: 275140384244498433


2017-01-29 05:40:32 UTC  

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2017-01-29 05:40:40 UTC  

I can see it now. You sitting with your head deep in thought. "Should I shitpost or nah?" then the light brightens and the Lord Appears and says "My son, wherever you may be I will be with you and wherever ye be, so shall ye shitpost."

2017-01-29 05:40:43 UTC  

I have to be sharp, and ready to tackle the higher echelons of esoteric NEET wisdom deep within my being

And eat as many mint chocolates as I can consume

2017-01-29 05:40:58 UTC  

aight oaff mate

2017-01-29 05:41:32 UTC  

D'Marcus change that shit to earl grey

2017-01-29 05:41:42 UTC  

He doesn't drink black tea tho?

2017-01-29 05:42:00 UTC  

You can put milk in earl grey

2017-01-29 05:42:05 UTC  

Make sure it's twinings

2017-01-29 05:42:14 UTC  

I just threw up in my mouth a little

2017-01-29 05:42:29 UTC  

Cigs in Aus are like 20 a pack but I don't smoke

2017-01-29 05:42:39 UTC  

20-30 I think

2017-01-29 05:42:57 UTC  

It's a crying shame when you can buy cigs for less than nigs. This world is upside down.

2017-01-29 05:43:01 UTC  

Dollarydoos are like 75 US I think

2017-01-29 05:43:03 UTC  

Roughly

2017-01-29 05:45:32 UTC  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2017-01-29 05:45:41 UTC  

I'm getting a uni degree right but I think it's pointless because Asians are important to do my job

2017-01-29 05:45:49 UTC  

I don't want to be a NEET

2017-01-29 05:46:42 UTC  

I want to earn shekels fucking shitty government

2017-01-29 05:49:30 UTC  

Any of u goyim own a ps4

2017-01-29 05:49:39 UTC  

No. I am PCMR

2017-01-29 05:49:52 UTC  

I'm a peasant pls no bully

2017-01-29 05:50:03 UTC  

I had a business to write this shit off otherwise I'd be on a console

2017-01-29 05:50:22 UTC  

I'm poor anyway, but all my friends are on console

2017-01-29 05:50:40 UTC  

I'm so broke I don't even HAVE friends

2017-01-29 05:50:51 UTC  

All my friends are on the internet

2017-01-29 05:50:52 UTC  

F

2017-01-29 05:51:12 UTC  

F

2017-01-29 05:51:25 UTC  

The best gril I've met is in Melbourne and I'm a student do I can't go kidnap her and stuff her in my luggage

2017-01-29 05:51:26 UTC  

Hey speaking of Australians and Internet friends

2017-01-29 05:51:36 UTC  

She's also 8 years older than I am tho

2017-01-29 05:51:45 UTC  

26 is basically grandma tier

2017-01-29 05:51:55 UTC  

*rolls eyes*

2017-01-29 05:55:30 UTC  

All uni thots are ugly trash

2017-01-29 05:55:38 UTC  

Make do.

2017-01-29 05:55:43 UTC  

Save the race. What's wrong with you?

2017-01-29 05:56:13 UTC  

I'm not marrying a whale

2017-01-29 05:56:21 UTC  

Problem glass

2017-01-29 05:56:24 UTC  

Tavern wench

2017-01-29 05:57:00 UTC  

I don't know anything about Australia other than those muffins you sell gave me nightmares but it can't be all bad