Message from @FucknOathMate

Discord ID: 282015879237992449


2017-02-17 05:04:20 UTC  

She's not long tho

2017-02-17 05:04:23 UTC  

Make sure it's 5 minutes long and slightly esoteric. Slip in video game references to annoy @D'Marcus Liebowitz or people won't think I wrote it

2017-02-17 05:04:29 UTC  

Fuck

2017-02-17 05:04:38 UTC  

Back 2 the drawing board then

2017-02-17 05:04:50 UTC  

Write it about the esoterica of emus I don't care

2017-02-17 05:05:42 UTC  

Also put in a line about how emus are real jerks and every so often you gotta clock one to show who is in charge

2017-02-17 05:05:48 UTC  

I feel in chaaaarggge

2017-02-17 05:07:01 UTC  

Ill pm you a mad wall of text

2017-02-17 05:07:15 UTC  

Character limit cucked me

2017-02-17 05:08:11 UTC  

What's this you've said to me mate? I'll have you know I topped me bloody class in conflict resolution, and I reckon I've been part of numerous friendly yabbers, and I have roundabout 300 confirmed top blokes on me wall of legends. I am trained in polite convos and I'm the toppest of cunts in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth about as much to me as a fuckin sea urchin, but maybe a bit more than just another fuckin poof cunt. I hope we will come to have a mutually fuckin beneficial friendship unless you are a Finn or not white because shit skins and gooks can get fuckin ovened at temperatures the likes of never before seen on this Earth. Don't ya thinky dink you might be hurting some fair dinkum faggots feelings sayin that crap over the net mate? Come to gander at it mate, as we speak I am contacting the dingo hotline across the globe and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fuckin friendly orbital thong mate. The greeting gift of a fair dinkum thong to the chops should help ya with your racist bigotry against top cunts in fuckin Straya. I reckon mate that ya should look forward to it, cunt, I can be anywhere, anytime for ya and I can calm you in over seven hundred bloody ways but I reckon at least 90% of the bastards involve a thong and a cracked skull but that's just a Bloody minority of the plethora of techniques I've got to fuckin calm a cunt down.

2017-02-17 05:08:16 UTC  

Not only am I extensively trained in cuntflict resolution, but I have fair dinkum access to the entire fuckin network of dingoes that I reckon will use to their full power to start our new friendship whether ya fuckin want it or not, I'll chuck you in a fuckin divvy van if ya don't pull ya fuckin head in you cunt burgling prick whittler. If only ya knew what top tier cuntery and mad respect your two cents was about to bring ya, maybe you would have reached out soona. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person, you fuckin autistic faggot. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up if you are a fat cunt that runs as often as a Jew runs out of money. Interdasting toimes are ahead, and they could be ones where you get cob'd or are the cobbee, but this judgement shall not be made by me.

2017-02-17 05:08:40 UTC  

Read this and watch as ur iq grows

2017-02-17 05:09:42 UTC  

JFC seal posting?

2017-02-17 05:09:48 UTC  

I give you 1/10

2017-02-17 05:09:57 UTC  

Even Campin' Carl does better

2017-02-17 05:10:08 UTC  

You know what fuck you jew cunt I will wrap your arse round a telegraph pole for the maggies

2017-02-17 05:10:11 UTC  

And he's on state disability for low energy bantz

2017-02-17 05:10:14 UTC  

I did it over a year ago

2017-02-17 05:10:24 UTC  

See now that's what I'm talking about!

2017-02-17 05:10:25 UTC  

I was 17

2017-02-17 05:10:40 UTC  

FUEL THAT RAGE THAT HUNGER THAT DESIRE FOR VB AND PRAWNS

2017-02-17 05:10:45 UTC  

Common sense wasn't me strong'n

2017-02-17 05:11:02 UTC  

I'm gonna nab meself a computer end of the month

2017-02-17 05:11:11 UTC  

I'll pump out some mad wallos then

2017-02-17 05:11:45 UTC  

That'll be the day

2017-02-17 05:12:22 UTC  

Get a Macintosh

2017-02-17 05:12:27 UTC  

So SWPL. So implicit

2017-02-17 05:12:55 UTC  

Peace goys

2017-02-17 05:13:02 UTC  

Cya cob

2017-02-17 05:13:42 UTC  

@FucknOathMate we had millennial woes at trselmania

2017-02-17 05:13:59 UTC  

Just ask soapmerchant

2017-02-17 05:14:07 UTC  

How was that set up

2017-02-17 05:14:16 UTC  

Like was she a riot

2017-02-17 05:14:16 UTC  

I got him a new purple shirt

2017-02-17 05:16:03 UTC  

Later goys

2017-02-17 05:20:48 UTC  

Gonna go have a bit of a soak

Ba'athTubTwitter

2017-02-17 05:21:52 UTC  

Ain't no party like a Ba'ath Party

2017-02-17 05:23:25 UTC  

^

2017-02-17 05:37:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/282022763458461697/2012-02-12_10.41.23.jpg

2017-02-17 05:38:25 UTC  

real #MilkTwitter hours

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