Message from @Hand Banana

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2017-03-11 06:20:52 UTC  

Maybe I overstepped my bounds when I made the kids read articles in Haritz that proved Eli Weisel lied by his own words maybe I didn't

2017-03-11 06:20:56 UTC  

BUT THE PRANK WAS FUNNY OK?

2017-03-11 06:21:02 UTC  

top notch prank lol

2017-03-11 06:21:13 UTC  

I had to read "night" twice in school

2017-03-11 06:21:18 UTC  

Exactly.

2017-03-11 06:21:19 UTC  

FUck

2017-03-11 06:21:20 UTC  

That

2017-03-11 06:21:21 UTC  

Shit

2017-03-11 06:21:35 UTC  

the nazis were throwing babies into the air and shooting them down with machine guns!

2017-03-11 06:21:41 UTC  

We had to teach "The Pryamid of Hate" and I pretended to not know what it was

2017-03-11 06:21:45 UTC  

it was incredibly loud! it gave me a temporary case of PTSD!

2017-03-11 06:21:58 UTC  

SO I basically taught the food pyramid, and at the top was a smug anime face

2017-03-11 06:22:02 UTC  

That's the biggest problem in education is all the subjects immune to pozz are taught by based men and the corruptable ones are taught by Jewish cat ladies.

2017-03-11 06:22:06 UTC  

I was um... asked to not come back there

2017-03-11 06:22:14 UTC  

hahaha

2017-03-11 06:22:47 UTC  

All jokes aside I mostly work in the really poor, really white areas where the kids are lacking stable dad influences. I'm happiest there.

2017-03-11 06:23:17 UTC  

I remember reading night and thinking that it was over dramatized BS.

2017-03-11 06:23:37 UTC  

I remember when I escaped the gas chambers by hiding in the sewage.

2017-03-11 06:23:44 UTC  

Lel

2017-03-11 06:24:01 UTC  

In retrospect it never happened BUT THE TRAUMA OF THE IDEA OMG GIVE OVER YUR COUNTRY TO ME REMEMBER THE POO IN THE SHOO

2017-03-11 06:24:14 UTC  

Oh Gawd it was so squishy IN MY MIND

2017-03-11 06:24:51 UTC  

kek

2017-03-11 06:25:25 UTC  

I gotta hide my power level at work, unfortunately

2017-03-11 06:27:01 UTC  

my boss is a negress

2017-03-11 06:27:12 UTC  

but HER boss (who I work with frequently) is hilarious

2017-03-11 06:27:34 UTC  

accept this fuzzy heavily cropped photo from his desk as evidence

2017-03-11 06:27:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/290007893657255936/henry.PNG

2017-03-11 06:28:14 UTC  

That's great

2017-03-11 06:28:15 UTC  

i had to take it surreptitiously

2017-03-11 06:28:57 UTC  

I've never talked politics with him...someday if I get him drunk enough I'll pick his brain (he's my director)

2017-03-11 06:33:19 UTC  

You know what would help break the ice?

2017-03-11 06:34:13 UTC  

EVERYONE LOVES DOGGOS. EVERYONE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/290009502307319808/a5fb1d4055ce2f5d9f498993b7f5bd35.jpg

2017-03-11 06:34:45 UTC  

Their expression perfectly encapsulates the spirit and the soul of Intersecional Alt Right. Just saying @D'Marcus Liebowitz

2017-03-11 06:44:31 UTC  

eek!

2017-03-11 06:44:33 UTC  

Poodles are terrifying

2017-03-11 06:44:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/290012168387035136/unknown.png

2017-03-11 06:44:58 UTC  

Whomst

2017-03-11 06:45:05 UTC  

hee hee

2017-03-11 06:45:48 UTC  

Whomst'd

2017-03-11 06:45:59 UTC  

Whomst'd've

2017-03-11 06:46:05 UTC  

lol