Message from @Convo

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2017-03-11 16:16:35 UTC  

holy shit that video

2017-03-11 16:16:48 UTC  

RIght? Blast from the past man

2017-03-11 16:18:42 UTC  

@Hand Banana he is an amazingly articulate kid

2017-03-11 16:18:44 UTC  

that was incredible

2017-03-11 16:18:52 UTC  

I literally couldnt believe he was saying that stuff off the cuff

2017-03-11 16:19:12 UTC  

These are your podcasters. These are your podcasters on bacon. Any questions?

2017-03-11 16:21:01 UTC  

Real talk

2017-03-11 16:21:10 UTC  

I was thinking about very useful things I could do

2017-03-11 16:21:12 UTC  

and I thought of this

2017-03-11 16:21:34 UTC  

what if we reconstructed the auschwitz gas chamber out of cheap shit like sheetboard

2017-03-11 16:21:40 UTC  

and we got 4 trained muscular guys

2017-03-11 16:21:55 UTC  

to try and move 100 50lb dumbbells onto the elevator 10 at a time

2017-03-11 16:21:59 UTC  

turn the elevator on

2017-03-11 16:22:02 UTC  

and then sprint up the stairs

2017-03-11 16:22:05 UTC  

pick up the dumbbells

2017-03-11 16:22:13 UTC  

position them next to the six ovens on the upper level

2017-03-11 16:22:21 UTC  

then switch the elevator back down

2017-03-11 16:22:26 UTC  

sprint back down to the lower level

2017-03-11 16:22:27 UTC  

and repeat

2017-03-11 16:22:49 UTC  

and try to go for the "1 jew every 3 minutes for 5 years straight" level that was achieved by the ebil nadsiz

2017-03-11 16:23:08 UTC  

of course this would neglect the fact that it takes around an hour to boil off all the water in a human

2017-03-11 16:23:26 UTC  

and it also ignores the time it takes to actually gas the jews, which is around 20 minutes per chamber

2017-03-11 16:23:31 UTC  

but I think it would be a really compelling thing

2017-03-11 16:23:33 UTC  

and

2017-03-11 16:23:35 UTC  

here's the kicker

2017-03-11 16:23:41 UTC  

we might even get ADL funding

2017-03-11 16:23:59 UTC  

by spinning it with "we need to show the brutality and heartlessness required to act as mechanically as the nazis did"

2017-03-11 16:30:25 UTC  

Apparently it takes like 12 hours to cremate someone at 1200 degrees fahrenheit

2017-03-11 16:30:32 UTC  

properly cremate anyway

2017-03-11 16:30:38 UTC  

and you still have to grind the bones afterwards

2017-03-11 16:36:30 UTC  

no

2017-03-11 16:36:43 UTC  

it took slightly under an hour to creamate people using the ovens they have there

2017-03-11 16:36:54 UTC  

cremation speed hasnt really changed

2017-03-11 16:37:55 UTC  

Iirc imperial eagle said otherwise

2017-03-11 16:41:11 UTC  

well he is a fucking retard

2017-03-11 16:41:22 UTC  

it doesnt take 12 hours to cremate a body period

2017-03-11 16:41:33 UTC  

@Koba they probably cremate people for long times nowadays to get a very fine powder

2017-03-11 16:41:35 UTC  

not even 70 years ago

2017-03-11 16:41:43 UTC  

I'm sure it only takes 1 hour to boil off 50lb of water

2017-03-11 16:41:58 UTC  

especially in a preheated crematorium

2017-03-11 16:42:06 UTC  

Those ovens needed to be rebuilt after 3,000 bodies