Message from @Andy
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>tfw bf works on college off-days
>tfw make ~500 a week without leaving the house
tfw I keep dreaming of her, especially now
Tfw waifu isnt real
>he didn't know what a trap was
sides
gone
Also
mfw I'm just gonna sit inside all day
Who lives in DE
Becuase that SHIP
Everyone thinks I do because of the city I'm in there's a more famous one with the same name in DE
So why is that ship here?
I have no idea I didn't hear about any ships
What ship?
You avent heard?
no did area 51 get relocated
I've heard about the bird
There is a RUSKI ship off th coast of Delaware
huh
clearly to nuke us after putin "agrees" to give back crimera
Which ruski ship?
The only one that's a threat is being decommed
The spy ship
"Spy ship"
Sneeki Breeki
The only spying one can do with a ship one can do with much more covert assets
Like a bored 19 year old with a computer you pay to sniff packets
Unless they think they're gonna get free sigint from us by tempting lockons
10 to 1 says Putin is doing what he does with every new President - seeing if we bend over and take it, or tell them to fuck right on off
And he is just shurgging off
shrugging it off is half akin to taking it tbh
>70 miles off our coast, travelling at 10 knots
he should say "ay putin whatcha doin?"
"HELLO COMRADE AMERICAN WE MAKE SURE YOU SEE US WE IS HERE IF YOU WANT INTERCEPT WE IN TURTLE SPEED MODE"
Trump: "I will pay you 100 dollars to fuck off"
Nah, we play games like this with each other all the damned time
a small loan of 1m to fuck off
yeah ofc
It's the geopolitical version of throwing crumpled up paper at each other in class
I love that show