Message from @Convo

Discord ID: 290876525379846145


2017-03-13 15:06:45 UTC  

False alarm, but those damn kikes are agitating.

2017-03-13 15:07:13 UTC  

haha

2017-03-13 15:07:22 UTC  

Polska triumphs yet again

2017-03-13 15:07:26 UTC  

Anglos BTFO

2017-03-13 15:07:28 UTC  

Krauts BTFO

2017-03-13 15:49:01 UTC  

hey guys its me, your professor

2017-03-13 15:49:07 UTC  

I make 200,000$ and am unable to be fired

2017-03-13 15:49:35 UTC  

I download a lecture made in 1993 at a different university and copy paste it onto my <your university> lecture template

2017-03-13 15:49:50 UTC  

I walk in unprepared and mumble for 2 hours, reading directly off the slides

2017-03-13 15:50:11 UTC  

I then tell a 20 minute story about when I went to the mall and how I met my acquaintance from middleschool

2017-03-13 15:50:31 UTC  

then I assign you a 1-month long project in which you spend several hundred hours doing research and math and creating figures

2017-03-13 15:50:50 UTC  

and I force you to present all of your findings in a 5 minute presentation that I will watch while lounging in a chair and not really paying attention

2017-03-13 15:51:09 UTC  

and if you have too much information in your presentation I will mark you down for talking too fast

2017-03-13 15:52:21 UTC  

Check your white privilege

2017-03-13 15:53:46 UTC  

wew

2017-03-13 15:53:51 UTC  

how frustrating

2017-03-13 15:56:20 UTC  

When you're doing the project, just imagine how much fun it will be when the colleges are locked down and purged

2017-03-13 15:58:17 UTC  

I console myself while biking home every night by making "BWOOSH" noises while imagining all the buildings being nuked

2017-03-13 15:58:36 UTC  

real talk

2017-03-13 15:58:50 UTC  

lol

2017-03-13 15:59:27 UTC  

DUUUUH DIS MUH WURS DAN AGENT ORANGE

2017-03-13 15:59:33 UTC  

DUUUUUUH MY EYEBARR

2017-03-13 15:59:59 UTC  

we really do have the best autistes 👌

2017-03-13 16:00:15 UTC  

>next presnetation is on the design that I came up with

2017-03-13 16:00:18 UTC  

>explain design to team

2017-03-13 16:00:19 UTC  

seven

2017-03-13 16:00:20 UTC  

times

2017-03-13 16:00:25 UTC  

>they still don't understand how it works

2017-03-13 16:00:31 UTC  

>i will do the full presentation myself

2017-03-13 16:00:41 UTC  

>they are mentally incapable of comprehending the thing I made

2017-03-13 16:00:45 UTC  

🇵🇱

2017-03-13 16:01:04 UTC  

convo needs a hug--someone hug him

2017-03-13 16:01:08 UTC  

NO

2017-03-13 16:01:09 UTC  

not it

2017-03-13 16:01:10 UTC  

>mfw you lose points for not working with your team even though they cant even think

2017-03-13 16:01:19 UTC  

@badtanman that happened last time

2017-03-13 16:01:24 UTC  

we had a Q&A section

2017-03-13 16:01:30 UTC  

and none of them knew jack shit so I answered everything

2017-03-13 16:01:36 UTC  

I got marked down for "not sharing"

2017-03-13 16:01:45 UTC  

they literally never even opened their mouths

2017-03-13 16:01:46 UTC  

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