Message from @SwiFT

Discord ID: 291504609116291072


2017-03-15 09:02:29 UTC  

yea, they have cool personalities in my experience

2017-03-15 09:02:29 UTC  

Yep, Frenchies have to have their puppies delivered via c-section

2017-03-15 09:02:45 UTC  

science gone too far.

2017-03-15 09:02:56 UTC  

lol

2017-03-15 09:03:08 UTC  

we're gonna start growing dogs in cultures soon

2017-03-15 09:03:23 UTC  

gonna call up the lab and order me a dag

2017-03-15 09:03:46 UTC  

called up the lab and ordered a lab

2017-03-15 09:04:34 UTC  

lol

2017-03-15 09:04:35 UTC  

this is the breed I've had my entire life, my parents got a puppy last year after our old dog died.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/291496893274390529/unknown.png

2017-03-15 09:04:58 UTC  

I like that coat

2017-03-15 09:06:36 UTC  

The one we have now how that most beautiful coat I have ever seen on a dog.

2017-03-15 09:11:09 UTC  

awesome doggo

2017-03-15 09:15:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/291499515662303232/unknown.png

2017-03-15 09:15:12 UTC  

that's his real twitter header

2017-03-15 09:15:15 UTC  

absolute madman

2017-03-15 09:15:29 UTC  

STOP JEWS

2017-03-15 09:25:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/291502233118310400/image.jpg

2017-03-15 09:35:03 UTC  

my mic isn't working fuck

2017-03-15 09:35:14 UTC  

I said, than everyone is God, and nothing is good or bad

2017-03-15 09:35:37 UTC  

Fuck, of all the times for my mic to stop working

2017-03-15 09:44:57 UTC  

Greatest Australian............................Dame Edna or Ralph Harris?

2017-03-15 09:51:41 UTC  

“People say Jews are too powerful, we’re too strong, we’re too rich, we control the media, we’ve too much this, we’ve too much that and we often apologetically deny our strength and our power. Don’t do that, don’t do that! We have earned the right to influence public debate!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH1vaZXgbd0

2017-03-15 09:53:37 UTC  

goddamn it that was gonna be one of my big engineering patents a self-operating fleshlight

2017-03-15 09:53:41 UTC  

fuck

2017-03-15 09:53:45 UTC  

reeeeeeeeeee

2017-03-15 09:54:13 UTC  

>180 strokes a minute
not fast enough

2017-03-15 09:54:37 UTC  

needs to be syncable with the tempo of edm songs

2017-03-15 09:55:13 UTC  

syncs with porn

2017-03-15 09:55:19 UTC  

does it, lol

2017-03-15 09:55:22 UTC  

yep

2017-03-15 09:55:28 UTC  

science has literally gone too far

2017-03-15 09:55:39 UTC  

don't let the neets find this

2017-03-15 09:55:47 UTC  

they will be syncing it with hentai

2017-03-15 09:56:07 UTC  

The ER stories will be top kek

2017-03-15 09:57:07 UTC  

I can't imagine it running dry of lube mid session

2017-03-15 09:57:12 UTC  

instant dick rash

2017-03-15 09:57:19 UTC  

it hurts just thinking about it