Message from @🅱arD

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2017-02-26 04:58:44 UTC  

We just leave

2017-02-26 04:58:52 UTC  

Space brah

2017-02-26 04:58:58 UTC  

I am not even a 1488er, but the entire middle East is crap

2017-02-26 04:59:09 UTC  

Way better than this shit show

2017-02-26 04:59:13 UTC  

Neither am I.

2017-02-26 04:59:16 UTC  

That's the problem.

2017-02-26 04:59:24 UTC  

Space

2017-02-26 04:59:42 UTC  

Space is the last stand of implicit whiteness

2017-02-26 04:59:44 UTC  

Space is the solution to nearly all our problems.
But we need to keep ourselves going long enough to get there.

2017-02-26 04:59:51 UTC  

SPACE IS OUR MANIFEST DESTINY!

2017-02-26 04:59:54 UTC  

^

2017-02-26 05:00:19 UTC  

That virgin mobile guy will get us there

2017-02-26 05:00:36 UTC  

He got a jet

2017-02-26 05:00:43 UTC  

Elon musk too

2017-02-26 05:00:45 UTC  

And at this rate, we'll probably destroy the majority of human life (either through war, or weaponized diseass).

2017-02-26 05:00:51 UTC  

Yes

2017-02-26 05:00:55 UTC  

Win

2017-02-26 05:00:56 UTC  

Before we'll get a proper foothold on Mars.

2017-02-26 05:00:57 UTC  

Win

2017-02-26 05:00:59 UTC  

Sounds fun.

2017-02-26 05:01:04 UTC  

If I were to try to solve the middle East question, I would get the West energy independent, and then just embargo them into poverty.

2017-02-26 05:01:16 UTC  

Fuck it. Matt Damon went to marz

2017-02-26 05:01:31 UTC  

didnt he get lost for years tho

2017-02-26 05:01:37 UTC  

Sent it on the moving pictures

2017-02-26 05:01:41 UTC  

Seant

2017-02-26 05:01:48 UTC  

They're already in such a state of poverty. Why do you think we have them clawing at our (nonexistant) borders?

2017-02-26 05:01:51 UTC  

Nah

2017-02-26 05:02:14 UTC  

He made it back in time to make another movie

2017-02-26 05:02:32 UTC  

what a hero

2017-02-26 05:02:47 UTC  

Matt Damon v the Rock.

2017-02-26 05:03:01 UTC  

2020 prez election

2017-02-26 05:03:04 UTC  

I'm pretty sure the Rock would win.

2017-02-26 05:03:12 UTC  

Where did trump go in this scenario?

2017-02-26 05:03:27 UTC  

Trump would be running his "Hindsight is 2020" campaign.

2017-02-26 05:03:56 UTC  

@ChancellorTrump fixed USA, he steps down in 3 years

2017-02-26 05:04:08 UTC  

Art of the deal

2017-02-26 05:04:20 UTC  

@Tee CA How fixed can the USA be if Matt Damon and The Rock are presidential candidates?

2017-02-26 05:04:20 UTC  

Brah

2017-02-26 05:04:36 UTC  

So fixed that it makes sense @Chancellor

2017-02-26 05:04:39 UTC  

And Kanye.

2017-02-26 05:04:52 UTC  

so can i get vetted