Message from @badtanman

Discord ID: 292059376242524160


2017-03-16 22:14:29 UTC  

u

2017-03-16 22:14:55 UTC  

he already said he only likes you as a friend

2017-03-16 22:15:17 UTC  

wish i could say the same

2017-03-16 22:15:43 UTC  

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH @Convo, DAVE FROM NEW YORK IS MY BEST FRIEND NOW

2017-03-16 22:16:03 UTC  

i like how he ignores anything that is good advice in an obvious way

2017-03-16 22:16:25 UTC  

"Maybe that girl isnt a real girl, maybe you're being catfished"
"So I was walking down the street and i stepped in dogshit, right?"

2017-03-16 22:16:26 UTC  

Dave

2017-03-16 22:16:32 UTC  

kek

2017-03-16 22:16:36 UTC  

his call yesterday was funny

2017-03-16 22:16:40 UTC  

he was impersonating chris

2017-03-16 22:16:57 UTC  
2017-03-16 22:16:58 UTC  

1:21

2017-03-16 22:18:27 UTC  

yeah I listened this morning

2017-03-16 22:18:45 UTC  

also i learned today that my college is #7 most diverse college in america

2017-03-16 22:19:07 UTC  

was Rutgers on the list

2017-03-16 22:19:17 UTC  

black teammate was bix nooding and I asked him what he was saying and he monkeyed out "was yo pro blem"

2017-03-16 22:19:24 UTC  

and I told him that he was inarticulate

2017-03-16 22:19:31 UTC  

and he looked at his feet and was super sa

2017-03-16 22:19:31 UTC  

d

2017-03-16 22:19:40 UTC  

ive never seen a nig do that

2017-03-16 22:19:41 UTC  

ever

2017-03-16 22:19:53 UTC  

yeah surprised they feel sadness

2017-03-16 22:19:58 UTC  

I am probably literaly the only white person to ever say no to him in his entire life

2017-03-16 22:20:15 UTC  

>polish

2017-03-16 22:20:16 UTC  

>white

2017-03-16 22:22:04 UTC  

i love the 80s

2017-03-16 22:22:06 UTC  

unfortunately

2017-03-16 22:22:09 UTC  

its highly unprincipled

2017-03-16 22:22:14 UTC  

>tfw dad asks me to fix something with his car and taps my monitor to show me which part wasnt working

2017-03-16 22:22:32 UTC  

not a touch screen

2017-03-16 22:22:33 UTC  

reeee

2017-03-16 22:22:33 UTC  

i got so mad I THREW my tendies on the floor

2017-03-16 22:22:43 UTC  

and SCREAMED at him that he was a DEGENERATE

2017-03-16 22:22:57 UTC  

nah i wiped it down and fixed his car

2017-03-16 22:23:01 UTC  

but i wanted to

2017-03-16 22:23:50 UTC  

lol i'm gonna go to your house and smudge up your monitor

2017-03-16 22:24:12 UTC  

>she wants to get hate fucked

2017-03-16 22:24:18 UTC  

little does she know

2017-03-16 22:24:22 UTC  

shes just gonna die

2017-03-16 22:25:33 UTC  

implying you wouldn't pass out from exhaustion from heaving your blubbery gratuitousness onto her

2017-03-16 22:25:49 UTC  

oh wait that doesn't apply anymore