Message from @Convo

Discord ID: 293102647840342039


2017-03-19 19:21:21 UTC  

Oh gawd!

2017-03-19 19:21:37 UTC  

I know of like 25 labs right now that are doing cancer research

and finding ways of delivering poisons to cancer cells

2017-03-19 19:21:49 UTC  

Gotta make sure that it's safe, sure it may take a decade but better safe than sorry right goy? OOoh sorry, champ... We denied it, better luck next time

2017-03-19 19:21:50 UTC  

and they submit to FDA and then find another and submit and do it over and over

2017-03-19 19:21:56 UTC  

because they're all going to be rejected

2017-03-19 19:22:00 UTC  

.01%

2017-03-19 19:22:13 UTC  

@Accipiter and like I said, it's still not enough

2017-03-19 19:22:41 UTC  

their "regulation" assumes good manufacturing practices which is never the case because half of the things we make are assembled in a good place, but the pieces are from china

2017-03-19 19:23:12 UTC  

plastics that leach, aluminum with lead in it, bolts that were not annealed so they're brittle

2017-03-19 19:23:12 UTC  

etc

2017-03-19 19:23:50 UTC  

Around Chinks, screw tight your links

2017-03-19 19:24:08 UTC  

I remember one case study of one of those heated cribs for newlyborns
And it passed FDA approval

but when they were plugged in, the crib got so hot it melted the plastic and baked the baby

it was because the components weren't made correctly

2017-03-19 19:24:13 UTC  

even though the device itself was up to snuff

2017-03-19 19:24:19 UTC  

and where do you think the components came from

2017-03-19 19:24:29 UTC  

>heated cribs

2017-03-19 19:24:36 UTC  

That's like a human incubator, topkek!

2017-03-19 19:24:41 UTC  

yeah, its for hospitals

2017-03-19 19:25:00 UTC  

And the cheap incubators do actually end up exploding or overheating, thus killing the chicks by roasting them

2017-03-19 19:25:11 UTC  

no no no

2017-03-19 19:25:16 UTC  

in china they give birth at home

2017-03-19 19:25:26 UTC  

or at a hosptial which then throws the baby back in their arms and kicks them out

2017-03-19 19:25:40 UTC  

only white countries takes babies from their parents and puts them in an incubator

2017-03-19 19:26:00 UTC  

Hrm...

2017-03-19 19:26:16 UTC  

Why though?

2017-03-19 19:27:03 UTC  

I dunno

2017-03-19 19:27:04 UTC  

vaccines

2017-03-19 19:27:06 UTC  

circumcision

2017-03-19 19:27:14 UTC  

making sure there's nothing congenital

2017-03-19 19:27:14 UTC  

Oy fucking vey!

2017-03-19 19:27:27 UTC  

>tfw never was circumsized

2017-03-19 19:27:30 UTC  

feelsgoodman

2017-03-19 19:27:43 UTC  

>fill foreskin with water in shower and use it like a squirtgun

2017-03-19 19:27:45 UTC  

feels GREAT man

2017-03-19 19:27:55 UTC  

*walks in*

2017-03-19 19:28:01 UTC  

*immediately leaves*

2017-03-19 19:28:01 UTC  

kek!

2017-03-19 19:28:18 UTC  

cutfag btfo

2017-03-19 19:28:20 UTC  

He's just jealous of not being able to do waterworks with his penis

2017-03-19 19:29:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/293103820773392384/unknown.png

2017-03-19 19:30:06 UTC  

is it unprincipled to sort of think feathercuts are semi cute