Message from @Convo
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>Feel them warm up
>Give wife foot massage
>direct chi energy into her feet
chong pls go
>procede to fuck her brains out as she has a million chi energy induced orgasms
I can kungfuk ur brains out
:^)
yoga merchant pls go
Yoga is bullshite,
But some meditations aren't bullshite
meditation does nothing for you that just being a thoughtful person won't
Hey, do you have that dank webbum of that person dressed in a monster costume at a yoga session screaming
yes
That's the average yoga practicitioner
I do meditation to relax before bed, that's about it.
Just zone out and relax after a long ass day
cant find it
oh well
i have it tho
im at library
wise idea
Yoga hippies think they can into the astral plane by shoving a cucumber up their arse and sitting in awkward positions and stretching so much they release phychic farts that make them WOKE
>tfw my aunt invited me to her yoga retreat in peru
t-thanks
>peru
Why tho
she has 0 dollars
and lives like a bum in random places
and one place is peru
and she teaches yoga
no kids
60 years old
never married
Sounds about right for a yoga teacher
a-at least she's white, r-right guys
>Living in peru
no she isn't
i dont get it
it doesnt even rhyme