Message from @Convo
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>gather chi energy
>Direct said energy into hands
>Feel them warm up
>Give wife foot massage
>direct chi energy into her feet
chong pls go
>procede to fuck her brains out as she has a million chi energy induced orgasms
I can kungfuk ur brains out
:^)
yoga merchant pls go
Yoga is bullshite,
But some meditations aren't bullshite
meditation does nothing for you that just being a thoughtful person won't
Hey, do you have that dank webbum of that person dressed in a monster costume at a yoga session screaming
yes
That's the average yoga practicitioner
I do meditation to relax before bed, that's about it.
Just zone out and relax after a long ass day
cant find it
oh well
im at library
dont wanna look through my 4ch folder too hard
wise idea
Yoga hippies think they can into the astral plane by shoving a cucumber up their arse and sitting in awkward positions and stretching so much they release phychic farts that make them WOKE
>tfw my aunt invited me to her yoga retreat in peru
t-thanks
>peru
Why tho
she has 0 dollars
and lives like a bum in random places
and one place is peru
and she teaches yoga
no kids
60 years old
never married
Sounds about right for a yoga teacher
a-at least she's white, r-right guys
>Living in peru
no she isn't