tfw no degree

Ill figure it out somehow

i was basically doing the same shit as the IT director but for minimum wage

by the end

yeah a lot of IT is pretty basic bitch stuff

its intuitive

enjoy being out of a job when varg vikernes leads a glorious crusade and purges all flishy flashy thinky thinker robo things from the face of the earth

>being a pagan

>watching porn

>assuming I observe lewd images for physical pleasure

i remember helping some old lady with a problem that she claims to have spent a couple days on the phone with apple, ms, and some other places about

>tfw get it done in a couple hours

I listen to Pagan ASMR on repeat 12 hours a day to align my chakras with those of my ansesdors XDDD

"did you restart your computer miss?"

>inb4 that never works

she ended up sending me cash and a letter to my boss

I swear it fixes the problem like 50% of the time

>the projector is broken!!!
>press windows + p

all set sir

kek

some smartass i work with once said p as in pterodactyl over the phone

i lost my shit

kek

hahahah

reminded me of this one time i had to order a moneygram and this indian fucker claimed he wasnt indian but then said S AS IN SHIVA

also would be funny if he said the same word but said t

Snakey Chantey from Donkey Kong Country 2 is super good

>playing videogames when you should be studying

youre not even polish are you

smdh famalam oosh tbqh

im listening to the soundtrack

>breaking your focus by being on discord and listening to music

y tho

you try reading this for 16 hours a day

>he fell for the college jew

i holocausted the college jew

kek

>no gf

at least i have my degree

r-right guys