Message from @queenarchitect
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I was watching ppl do muscle ups the other day and I don't get it, over half the exercise is completed via momentum
Its like a precisely crafted piece of pie
Like a really good piece of pie
and now i see all the jewish tricks!
But not too much pie
Its just enough pie
Yeah muscle ups are dumb
muscle ups are basically "look at how fucking coordinated I am"
It's like they are used just to look cool In the gym lol
I don't even know what a muscle up is
But I still do them sometimes after my workout
Ive never even done a muscle up
do your googles
They seem like a good way to fuck up your shoulders
Pull up over the bar and then a tricep push
Yeah
They aren't easy, but overrated
It's a crossfit thing people that really coordinated people with a modicum of upper body strength and no serious shoulder injuries can do
The whole apparatus is violently shaking "I'm like wtf" lol
oh ok I did my goo goos
I am not able to do one
Yeah anything cross fit related is gay
I am not very coordinated
the pretty boys in the park do that
I can do them but I get more of our dead hang pull ups and chin ups
I can do like 5 or 6
Dude people die from crossfit
And my shoulders are fucked
that's all you had to say
Fuck crossfit
Some guy a while back broke his spine during the crossfit games
Broke his spine
Yes fuck crossfit
Cross fit is filled with steroids even the women
Yeah it's for fags
Over half are on all types of shit
can confirm, everyone that I know that is super good at crossfit is on gear
like openly on gear.
"Yea bro I herniated my c5 6 and c3 this week."
Fuck