Message from @PunishedMuskovy

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2018-12-10 21:44:09 UTC  

2018-12-10 21:44:18 UTC  

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2018-12-10 21:44:18 UTC  

oh no

2018-12-10 21:44:52 UTC  

@Khat Emperor yeah, they couldn't f****** figure out where the Border should be

2018-12-10 21:45:10 UTC  

Stupid Middle East with its lack of cleared Geographic boundaries

2018-12-10 21:45:20 UTC  

And then people wonder why Syria and Iraq or a f****** mess

2018-12-10 21:46:12 UTC  

Because they're savages.

2018-12-10 21:46:23 UTC  

no, that's the fault of colonialism. they drew borders on maps instead like Europe with sword and blood

2018-12-10 21:46:59 UTC  

@Bird Wizard true that's where the modern borders are, but trying to make a genuine borders would be nigh impossible.

2018-12-10 21:47:37 UTC  

yep, that's why they need a period of slaughter to properly draw borders

2018-12-10 21:47:48 UTC  

Truth is, besides the original Mesopotamian civilization, Iraq and Syria I've always been owned by either Anatolia, Persia, Arabia, or Egypt

2018-12-10 21:47:48 UTC  

Glass. The. Desert.

2018-12-10 21:48:06 UTC  

gay

2018-12-10 21:48:22 UTC  

or macedonia

2018-12-10 21:48:42 UTC  

thisincludesbosnians

2018-12-10 21:48:48 UTC  

@Bird Wizard I'm counting European powers as Anatolia

2018-12-10 21:48:53 UTC  

we wuz kangz

2018-12-10 21:49:07 UTC  

Since they had to go through Anatolia anyways

2018-12-10 21:49:17 UTC  

balkan power

2018-12-10 21:49:38 UTC  

Oh the Balkans, the Afghanistan of Europe

2018-12-10 21:49:59 UTC  

difference

2018-12-10 21:50:03 UTC  

Albanians=inbred

2018-12-10 21:50:09 UTC  

Well, from a Geographic point of view anyway

2018-12-10 21:50:11 UTC  

balkans actually got conquered on more than 1 occassion

2018-12-10 21:50:23 UTC  

no one except the mongols was able to touch afghanistan

2018-12-10 21:50:26 UTC  

2018-12-10 21:50:43 UTC  

not the british empire, not the soviets, and not america

2018-12-10 21:50:55 UTC  

That's not true. Afghanistan has been conquered plenty of times throughout history, the problem has always been asserting authority over the tribes.

2018-12-10 21:50:56 UTC  

but we are probbaly just there for opium

2018-12-10 21:51:02 UTC  

@PunishedMuskovy there is a difference between Total Conquest and simply exerting control over the area, you can conquer the valleys, but the hills are practically unconquerable

2018-12-10 21:51:06 UTC  
2018-12-10 21:51:07 UTC  

It's just a meme for pseudointellectual armchair historians to circlejerk over.

2018-12-10 21:51:14 UTC  

afghanistan is a death trap while balkans is furtile land

2018-12-10 21:51:16 UTC  

America didn't do half bad in Afganistan

2018-12-10 21:51:23 UTC  

Miguel did you ever deadlift more than 50 pounds?

2018-12-10 21:51:30 UTC  

yes

2018-12-10 21:51:31 UTC  

I agree with the dumb Cath on the Afghani shit being a circlejerk

2018-12-10 21:51:36 UTC  
2018-12-10 21:51:37 UTC  

i remember seeing something about how Alexander met his end in afghanistan

2018-12-10 21:51:52 UTC  

@Huff we are able to exert control, but the Taliban will never truly be rooted out, by us anyway

2018-12-10 21:51:55 UTC  

or afghanistan was the one thing he couldnt beat