Message from @Rez at Dorsia

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2017-03-13 07:13:25 UTC  

electrical engineer is advising me on a function for pencebot

2017-03-13 07:13:47 UTC  

turns out, if you put nipple clamps on someone hard enough to break the skin, it would only take 20 joules to kill someone done right

2017-03-13 07:14:05 UTC  

possibly even 10

2017-03-13 07:14:14 UTC  

"so under ideal conditions (nipple clamps on tight enough to break skin), it's probably possible with 10 joules, but 20 is a safer bet"
"assuming 1k resistance, 100mA to stop the heart, means 100 volts for 1 second at 100mA
wiki has the internal resistance of the body at ~500 ohms
but that doesn't include skin
and the range to kill is 100-200mA
so if pence put his mind to it, 20J is all it would take"

2017-03-13 08:26:36 UTC  

Ah, if only D3V hadn't spazzed out, he would be here to spazz out about this

2017-03-13 08:29:49 UTC  

kek

2017-03-13 08:36:57 UTC  

I miss my trap-buddy

2017-03-13 08:37:47 UTC  

what'm I supposed to do for the talent show now? gabe couldn't play a costello in a bunny suit even if he wanted to try

2017-03-13 08:40:32 UTC  

Find a /v/irgin and forcefeed him hrt in exchange for free boarding

2017-03-13 08:43:50 UTC  

that's somewhat rude and impossible since I rent a room from the family

2017-03-13 08:44:18 UTC  

I wouldn't even go through hrt myself given all the shit side effects

2017-03-13 08:44:50 UTC  

besides

2017-03-13 08:45:02 UTC  

traps don't do chemicals

2017-03-13 08:45:28 UTC  

they just magically pass like illbegotten wunderkinder

2017-03-13 08:46:40 UTC  

you guys are so rightstream it's not even funny

2017-03-13 08:46:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/290767668934475781/the_blue_star.png

2017-03-13 08:47:02 UTC  

>tfw nobody on either side laughs at your humor

2017-03-13 08:47:54 UTC  

>tfw no green text and no jews to shut you down

2017-03-13 08:47:58 UTC  

really I was hoping the abott and costello reference would end it, but nooo- kids these days don't watch classic comedy

2017-03-13 08:48:44 UTC  

Classic comedy is a jew or nigger skull getting bashed, m8

2017-03-13 08:51:44 UTC  

low brow slapstick maybe, the stooges were all well and good, but I'm talking about the bronxian straight-man-and-fall-guy stand-up schtick

2017-03-13 08:51:58 UTC  

Burnside you missed my reference

2017-03-13 08:52:04 UTC  

y'know unibrow humor

2017-03-13 08:52:07 UTC  

someone on /v/ did that

2017-03-13 08:52:19 UTC  

and had him in a cage under his bed

2017-03-13 08:52:28 UTC  

while still living with family even

2017-03-13 08:52:33 UTC  

I know, I just choose to forget that

2017-03-13 08:52:37 UTC  

kek

2017-03-13 08:52:48 UTC  

/autism/

2017-03-13 08:53:14 UTC  

anyways when pepe gets back I'ma get pencebot added to this chat probably, have a good night yall

2017-03-13 08:53:38 UTC  

that shit is on a lot of people's fantasies but I find it rather terrifying in real life examples

2017-03-13 08:54:02 UTC  

I just got off work. whats good /autizmos/?

2017-03-13 08:54:08 UTC  

even some of the lewds about it are somewhat horrific

2017-03-13 08:54:24 UTC  

just got out of the shower, feelin comfy

2017-03-13 08:54:51 UTC  

probably gonna drop outta here and read some more book

2017-03-13 08:55:30 UTC  

get comfy and read books. load guns.

2017-03-13 08:57:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/290770338755641344/america_feel.jpg

2017-03-13 08:58:05 UTC  

my guns are all loaded

2017-03-13 08:58:18 UTC  

ooh

2017-03-13 08:58:37 UTC  

within the next twelve hours my next pieces of kit are coming in