Message from @Saint_Kristoph

Discord ID: 488194815104909322


2018-09-09 02:27:49 UTC  

No but she's watched all 750 episodes of One Piece on Hulu and used to go mountain hiking

2018-09-09 02:28:34 UTC  

You need a step dad?

2018-09-09 02:41:28 UTC  

Nah Dad's cool

2018-09-09 02:45:00 UTC  

Too bad

2018-09-09 02:45:03 UTC  

I'm your new dad

2018-09-09 02:53:28 UTC  

bork

2018-09-09 02:54:07 UTC  

Byoerk

2018-09-09 03:08:22 UTC  
2018-09-09 03:08:30 UTC  

Can I shoot guns? I've never shot one before

2018-09-09 03:08:33 UTC  

I've seen your friends

2018-09-09 03:08:43 UTC  

You're grounded

2018-09-09 03:08:50 UTC  

Wtf dad they're asian

2018-09-09 03:08:53 UTC  

They smart

2018-09-09 03:09:02 UTC  

They won't make you smarter

2018-09-09 03:09:12 UTC  

Bitch watch me

2018-09-09 03:09:13 UTC  

Get off the internet and study you lazy shit

2018-09-09 03:09:31 UTC  

Fuck off Dad I need to play BattleFeminist V Beta

2018-09-09 03:09:47 UTC  

I will beat your ass

2018-09-09 03:09:53 UTC  

Commit die

2018-09-09 03:10:07 UTC  

Commit Russian

2018-09-09 03:51:54 UTC  

I'm fairly certain I tore my asshole a little bit with the shit I just took.

2018-09-09 04:06:30 UTC  

congrats

2018-09-09 04:08:29 UTC  

**I am actually certain I tore it**

2018-09-09 04:13:32 UTC  

The sign of a good shit

2018-09-09 04:16:04 UTC  

The sign of a good shit is a clean wipe

2018-09-09 04:22:51 UTC  

the sign of a good shit is when everything hurts so much from your food poisoning you pass out in the stall and wake up five minutes later feeling reborn

2018-09-09 04:25:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488203149199278107/image0_12.jpg

2018-09-09 04:34:52 UTC  

oh wiw fourloko memes

2018-09-09 04:55:02 UTC  

f o u r l o k o

2018-09-09 05:11:24 UTC  

Mfw four loko

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488214825185312769/image0.jpg

2018-09-09 12:36:36 UTC  

Ya'll ever just wake up with no hangover after a day of drinking and just want a cat girl to snuggle with

2018-09-09 13:04:22 UTC  

feels.png

2018-09-09 13:04:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488333938729943056/IMG_20180909_144643.jpg

2018-09-09 13:04:46 UTC  

Y'all weak

2018-09-09 13:06:14 UTC  

no u

2018-09-09 13:06:36 UTC  

>cat girl

2018-09-09 13:14:26 UTC  

Im not crying after nekos when drunk sry

2018-09-09 13:17:18 UTC  

I'm not drink

2018-09-09 13:17:27 UTC  

I have to drive later

2018-09-09 13:17:38 UTC  

Then you're even weaker